He's like an escapee from the gay porno version of Rebel without a Cause, but that's okay, he's working that James Dean look. Carry on, Chris Pine ... I'll just be in my bunk.
Are you sure the next Trek movie really can't find an excuse for leather pants-- okay, I can't actually imagine how they'd go there BUT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN HILARIOUS TO WATCH THEM TRY. Also, hot.
They find the planet of boytoys and go undercover?? Uhura proceeds to rule them all! WAIT, I KNOW. As far as I can tell from fanfic, this kind of thing is exactly what the "mirror universe" in Star Trek is for! Except then Kirk would also have a beard. ...It could probably still work!
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I walked past a huge poster for his new movie with Denzel Washington today. I wondered if it would be worth going to see it just for him.
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There are worse ways to spend 90+ minutes. There'd be a lot of pretty in your eyeballs!
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Are you sure the next Trek movie really can't find an excuse for leather pants-- okay, I can't actually imagine how they'd go there BUT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN HILARIOUS TO WATCH THEM TRY. Also, hot.
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They find the planet of boytoys and go undercover?? Uhura proceeds to rule them all! WAIT, I KNOW. As far as I can tell from fanfic, this kind of thing is exactly what the "mirror universe" in Star Trek is for! Except then Kirk would also have a beard. ...It could probably still work!
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