I'm not quite sure what I want to do with myself, and I can't shake off this vague feeling of dissatisfaction. But that only makes me want to succeed even more than usual :D

London bridges falling down! Or should I say, MARY'S CEILING FALLING DOWN! BLAST! I need cash like a fat person needs pie; And don't say they don't, cause they do. Without the pie they cease to be what they are, FAT! THEREFORE NOT GIVING THEM PIES IS STOPPING THEM FROM BEING FAT!!!!!!!!!!!! I've humored a few iders of how to make money, such as ( Read more... )

Today Jason and I were going to get tattoos like sailors and be badasses but the tattoo artist we were looking for became super hard to find and turned into an adventure where we ended up finding out he was fired from his job for not coming in for 3 days.
GAY.
Man on man gay.

This is what I drew and was going to get on my armmmmm


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I finally finished Jason's tattoo!
And I'm surprised, it didn't come out too bad.
I also won this drawing contest today, so HU HUHUHUHUHUHUHU I feel kind of confident in my skills.
I drew this and then scanned it and used the computer to cheat and make it a bit more symmetrical.


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I had this dream last night where the army was trying to make me join them. I didn't want to so I ran away with them chasing after me with these assault riffle looking sons'o'bitches. After a bit of time I eluded them and came upon a group of tan, handle bar mustache wearing, greased up, gay men. They told me the army would leave me alone if I ( Read more... )

Thank you James Forest Dechert for being the most fucking amazing person I've ever met.

Damn straight you make me a fucking omlet with a glass of chardonnay, or you get a fucking wrench to the face. Wrench to the face anyways. Jerk.

It feels like the past two years of my life have been nothing but trial and error. If I've learned anything, it would be that you can learn from your mistakes, as well as other peoples' mistakes or flaws.

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YEAAAHHHH BABY ;D
AND WHERE ARE YOU JADE?
I MISS YOU D:
I'm going to send you a text message right now, about how you are my mom, and how you time traveled to be young with me and be the best non-mom momunit to ever mom someone.