Today on "Confusing Celebrity News"...

[delphipsmith]

Why am I seeing pictures of Miley Cyrus naked on a wrecking ball everywhere I go online? Is this some sort of metaphor for what she's done to her career or what?

Also, the winner of the "Best Spontaneous Reaction" contest is "Oh, sweet Jesus on a breadstick..." for this atrocious violation of a beloved classic. I'm sorry, Carrie what? And

Comments

[toblass]

Erm...is that for real????

[delphipsmith]

The wrecking ball, or the disastrous remake? Sadly, I believe they both are :P

[shiv5468]

It's a mettyfor for something.

[delphipsmith]

One of the four horsemen of the apocalypse probably rides a wrecking ball, I'm sure they've updated their steeds since AD68...

[iulia_linnea]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! That is not a movie that requires a remake!

[delphipsmith]

I know, it's like trying to remake Gone With the Wind or the Wizard of Oz -- it's just Not On. Bleah.

[mundungus42]

At least Audra McDonald will sing the crap out of Climb Every Mountain. But oh lord, I'm imagining the twangs of the rest of the cast and recoiling with horror.

AH YAEHM SIXTAEN GOIN' AWHN SAEVENTEAN INNOCAENT AES AH RAEWZE... *does shitty impression of twerking*

And Carrie Underwood will bring lots of pretty and no substance whatsoever to Maria... sort of like what she does with country music.

[delphipsmith]

AH YAEHM SIXTAEN GOIN' AWHN SAEVENTEAN

I don't know whether to laugh like a crazy person, or cry at the thought that it's all too likely to be accurate. ::giggle waaaaah::

[droxy]

Miley who?

[delphipsmith]

Precisely :)

[chthonya]

Darn, I'd seen a vague reference to the wrecking ball thing and was hoping one of the commenters here would have the answer. Clearly this isn't where all the cool memers are at.

Thankfully.