Aldovich gives me a total BONER... I gotta write more.

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TITLE: "Rhetorical Questions", an Aldo/Utivich ficlet.
EXCERPT/SUMMARY: "It's a pretty dysfunctional thing they've got going on, yes, but Aldo can't really give a rat's ass."  This one's from the same gene pool as my first Aldovich fic, "The Way They Like It" ...but you don't have to read that for this one to make sense.
WARNING/RATING: Some strong

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Close, but no cigar. Google Translator?

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Charming. Can't wait 'till you squeeze that out of ya!

Hey, look what I found: http://www.pliink.com/mt/marxy/archives/bjnovak.jpg

:D! He's not naked, though... and there aren't any beads... but close enough!

Man. If I had all the money in the world, I'd buy BJ and make him sit around lookin' pretty. In a school boy uniform. And beads around his neck. Preferably lickin' on a lolly. And I'd buy him shit - 'cause I TREAT MY BITCHES RIGHT, YO.

[deloused_drunk]

I'm gonna buy your creepy vampire ass once I get filthy rich. And I'll put you in a room with Gaga and BJ and throw you all in a naked pile and fuckin' CHARGE!! Niggahs better recogniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiize.

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...you Americans and your wedding craze :P

[deloused_drunk]

IN TIME, YOU WILL LEARN TO LOVE ME

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8====o - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

...see what I did there?? Ah shott u wif mah spurm.

[deloused_drunk]

SUCCUMB. SUCCUMB 2 TEH POWAR OF MY SEED IN U.