He said very seriously to me once.. "no vertical lines on the forehead! never paint vertical lines on a forehead!!" as he smeared fresh paint from the forehead of a friend of ours with his drunken hand ( Read more... )

I'm so surprised I'm still standing, when everyone else keeps falling down around me... Somehow I have been preserved... but still I stand unnerved. Perhaps a plague would heal me.

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If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car, kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy.

( borrowed from a myspace bulletin )

Just so you know there is something funny happening with my phone. I can't call out. So the only way I can talk to you is online, or if you call etc etc. hopefully it'll be worked out soon.

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