SPN Fic: Meanwhile

[deirdre_c]

Title: Meanwhile
Author: deirdre_c
Pairings: Jared/Jensen, Danneel/Genevieve
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~4,200
Summary: Jensen invites Jared over to christen his new place in Austin, but the evening doesn't go quite as expected.

A/N: Slightly AU. Written for the salt_burn_porn challenge for cherie_morte’s prompt: "Meanwhile, in the boathouse..."
Grateful thanks to tebtosca for her

Comments

[tebtosca]

Fucking shiraz

Hahaha, I don't know why that made me laugh out loud :D

Dude, this is so great. I LOVE the porn of course, but the hilarity in between with Carver getting shot down and Pedowitz wearily realizing he needs another five seasons of SPN and then-- BOOM --bonus femslash is so great :D

[deirdre_c]

THANK YOUUUUUU! There are so many in-jokes shoehorned into this fic that come straight from your Twitter conversations (the ones that I stalk shamelessly). I'm so happy that you enjoyed it--and the shiraz-- my friend. :)

[ephermeralk]

Hahaha. This was hilarious, and well as awesome boathouse porn!!

"Rock Band" lololol.

Wonderful, bb. Such a delightful read this morning! ♥ ♥

[deirdre_c]

:DDDD Thank you for the lovely comments! I'm twirling over them! (It's never not funny to mock Carver. Heh.)

[riyku]

You've probably heard enough outta be by now, but WOW, dei. Loved every word of this, every single letter, the first, second and third time through. Jared's I've wanted it forever and I'm all yours. Sexy, funny, flirty and ALL THE PINING. You are sunshine, m'dear. Absolute sunshine.

♥ ♥ ♥

[deirdre_c]

Have I told you lately that I love you how much I appreciate your support and cheerleading and general wind-beneath-my-winginess during the madness of writing this story?! As far as I'm concerned, there's no reason to write if I don't get to share the process and the product with friends like you, and you made this particular challenge so fun and easy and joyful. If I'm sunshine, then you are the bluest of blue skies that makes it possible for me to beam at all. ♥

[dugindeep]

Fabuloso! I had such a smile on my face throughout the entire thing. And I really love how you used 'meannwhile ...' versus all the other things going on.

[deirdre_c]

Yay! Thank you, thank you, sweet girl. Really there's all the other television show and fandom stuff going on, but that's allllll background to the World of Boathouse! :DDD

[cherie_morte]

OH DEI. DEI. I KNEW MY EVIL PLAN WAS BRILLIANT, BUT I DID NOT EVEN KNOW HOW BRILLIANT IT WOULD TRULY BE.

God, I love love love so much that you threaded the prompt through the lens of what was going on elsewhere. It provided such great comedic breaks with my nomnomnommy porn. I DON'T EVEN MIND THAT YOU CALLED US OUT ON THE G SPOT (this is a lie. I am fucking delighted by that part, it was my favorite, I covered my face and giggled into my desk). CARVER BEING UNLOVED AND UNLOVABLE. PEDOWITZ'S LIFE, LOLOLOL.

But then the boooyyyyssssss. Jensen's pining and thinking he would never get it THAT'S JUST MY FAVORITE THING ABOUT NON-AU FIC, SO CHECK THAT OFF THE TO DO LIST. Like, even though it is porn, for me THE MOMENT in this fic is when he pulls away and he's so sure one of them is going to say the wrong this and then what Jared says is "please." *points to dead lump that was once my body* this is me and I am dead now, thank u

[chemm80]

I feel like this is feeding the beast, but flashes of genius do deserve to be recognized. This prompt, with this tag: you are the master. Mistress? Which turns you on more do you like?

[cherie_morte]

I agree that, although I do not like to brag as often as it is necessary that I do so, this is one of those cases where my genius simply must be appreciated.

I will answer to either Master or Mistress, with a slight preference for the former. Thank you so much for asking. It's always nice to hear from my adoring public.

[deirdre_c]

*wriggles in my seat like a puppy getting belly-pets*

ALL I EVER WANTED IN THE WORLD IS FOR YOU TO LIKE IT.

And yes, yes, it's true that the entire fic was structured so that I could make an off-hand comment about what our your particular little group of fangirls was doing (while the boys were screwing in the #Boathouse.) Aren't you proud!!?? \o/ *captures your giggles in a jar*

I am sorry that you are dead now, except for how not really.

ILY!!!!