I want to climb him like a lifeguard station

[deirdre_c]

Look! LOOK AT THESE PICTURES I STOLE FROM equally_dour OF JARED ON THE BEACH IN RIO!!!

This is the one that has the LEAST amount of skin, but it's my favorite. Reminds me of ALL THE RIDIC HOT SURFER BOYS from my misspent youth.

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[wendy]

I want him Dei. Please? Where do I put in my request form???

[deirdre_c]

Wherever it is, mine's getting there FIRST.

omg. Wendy.

[amberdreams]

And there are MORE!!!
https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.381201088588454.81330.102762056432360&type=1

[deirdre_c]

Excuse me while I overdose on LUST.

[amberdreams]

Me too... I mean, hairy chest! Treasure trail! Muscles! WETness!

[tsuki_no_bara]

boy needs a shave and a haircut. but oh my god would i have been tempted to grab those swim trunks and YANK THEM OFF. because seriously, THEY HANG SO LOW. also i'm totally giggling at the way he's wearing a button-down shirt over a towel over swim trunks. if he wasn't wearing the weirdest layers ever he wouldn't be jared.

[deirdre_c]

Shave? Haircut? Bite your tongue! The scruffier the better, I swear!! *bring on the beardburn*

Haha. All the boys I knew back when I hung out on the beach did the towel/long sleeved shirt thing over their suits (although they were typically OP surf shirts, it being the 80s and all). IT'S A THING, CINDY.

He is just the embodiment of all my fantasies, idek. *hands*

[tsuki_no_bara]

maybe he just needs a comb.... he looks all windblown and actually windblown is not a bad thing. buti'mnotafanofthatflavorofscruff,imeanilikebeingabletoseehissideburns! note icon - that's a nice scruff. and also the overgrown hair is particularly run-your-fingers-through worthy.

BUT IT'S A WEIRD THING. but it makes me giggle. but also! why did he not go to rio in february so these pics could surface before i wrote the j2 hawaii fic?? i'd have good visual reference!

i wouldn't kick him out of bed for, uh, well, he's probably too big to fit in my bed. but i wouldn't kick him out for anything!

[deirdre_c]

uh, well, he's probably too big to fit in my bed.

Solution? PILLOW FORT.

[embroiderama]

I just shared these with my boss who's a total Jared girl and she was...appreciative. ;)

[deirdre_c]

I think you might have to be lacking a pulse not to appreciate these pics. ((o))_((o))

[rock_chick_333]

Is that meant to signify googly eyes, or stiff nipples? Enquiring minds wanna know!! *ducks and runs*

OMG that man's fucking treasure trail!!! *licks*

[deirdre_c]

lolllllll EITHER?! BOTH?!!

:D :D :D

[wutendeskind]

OMG OFF-SEASON!JARED. HE SLOWLY KILLS ME EVERY SUMMER. I love how wild his hair gets and his delicious facial hair. I WANT TO RUB MY FACE ON HIS FACE. ♥_______________♥

[deirdre_c]

HE IS A SHAGGY MOUNTAIN OF A MAN. *swoons*

I have face-rubbing dreams as well, BUT THEY ARE NOT LIMITED TO HIS FACE. ;D