What happened to my innocence?

[deirdre_c]

At the beginning of every summer, I go out and buy 7 or 8 bottles of kids' sunblock and distribute them in strategic places: one in the car, one in the swim bag we take to the pool, one in the kitchen and another in the downstairs bathroom, a little travel-sized one in my purse, etc

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[ash48]

Ha!

I had a moment (though not strictly porn) today when I saw this t-shirt that said "if you think I'm cute you should see my big brother". My mind IMMEDIATELY went to the boys and thought how cute Sam would look wearing it. (the fact that it was made for a 2 year old didn't matter of course... )

My brain will NEVER BE THE SAME DEI!

[deirdre_c]

Every song I hear on the radio or that comes up on my iPod, I immediately start vidding for Winchesters in my head. I know you are the same!!!

We are irrevocably broken! *clings*

[obstinatrix]

I saw a kid wearing that shirt and had the exact same thought! Thank you, I feel less like a freak now. ;)

[the_muppet]

I was at my friends house the other day and in her bedroom she had a can of something called dry lube, with a spray nozzle attached to it. Turns out it's actually some kind of WD40 but that's NOT where my mind went.

[deirdre_c]

Haha. I'm concerned there's probably an SPN fic out there where they actually USE WD40 during sex. Why do I even say 'probably'? Of course it must exist. This is the internet!

Look. I even have an appropriate icon! /o\

[wendy]

You had to say Harley's collar. STOP IT DEI!

[deirdre_c]

Hey. Maybe that's where the boys keep it in case they want to spontaneously screw around in the park. I'm not suggesting HARLEY uses it. I would never give credence to bestiality. Get your mind out of the gutter!! ;)

[regala_electra]

Well they could just use spit right? That totally works.

I do love the mysterious coincidences of magically appearing lube.

[deirdre_c]

Or spare come that's lying around. According to the porn I read online, come is a terrific lubricant.

There always seems to be an accompanying reference to Boy Scouts when the magical lube appears, which is slightly disturbing if you think about it.

[amberdreams]

Nope, nowhere and nothing is safe. Before this last year, I too was an innocent - now corruption is rife and it is actually all Leonidaslion's fault. Or maybe Strangeness&charm or Fleshflutter or...OMG the list is (almost) endless!!

[deirdre_c]

Not to mention the kink_meme and blindfold. Wheeeeee!!! *throws off all restraint*

[amberdreams]

Oh don't! I can't now, my hubby's just come home and wants his tea!