Ahahaha, AXE BODY SPRAY. If Dean was fifteen years younger, he would totally be one of those kids practically bathing in it because he secretly believed the commercials.
6. Failing to seek medical attention after four-hour erection
...But, unfortunately, did not believe those commercials.
Poor Dean. So many indignities, over and over again. *g*
In laboratory tests, rats submerged in it for over 24 hours show signs of serious freckling, pallor, and unusual sexual attraction to members of their own litter.
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"It's 'How Dirty Boys Get Clean,' Sammy!" *fumigates*
"If you don't shower-- immediately-- I'll kill you myself this time."
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6. Failing to seek medical attention after four-hour erection
...But, unfortunately, did not believe those commercials.
Poor Dean. So many indignities, over and over again. *g*
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(I'm so mean to him all the time. I really ought to be taught a lesson. Sam? Still got that ruler?)
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However, erectile dysfunction is really no laughing matter. *solemn face*
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If a man has an erection for more than four hours, it's the woman gonna need a doctor, not him.
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#6 - I think I've actually read this story...
#3 - I would have paid SO MUCH MONEY to see this!
#1 - Aaaaaw. Yes! That's the way I want it to go. *denial*
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(POPCORN! *G*)
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