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Oct 12, 2008 22:08

So where in the world is all the ( 4.04 spoiler fic? )

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This probably in no way resembles what you were looking for, but I was inspired. Or something. poor_choices October 13 2008, 03:23:31 UTC

Sam should have realized Dean would find the stuff under his pillow. Ruby always looked under the mattress; Sam learned that early, changed to the pillow to hide things, and forgot to switch it back for Dean. He had a lot more on his mind than keeping his private junk away from his brother.

"Just because I have lube doesn't mean I'm having sex with guys, Dean!" Sam objects. His voice is kind of squeaky. That's probably not helping.

"Yeah, apparently you're having sex with books," says Dean, shaking his head. "Guess you need to slick up the pages. They're pretty dry."

"You're disgusting."

"You're fucking Demons And Morality: 1000 Years of Sin."

"No I'm not!"

"So you just have lube and Demons And Morality: 1000 Years of Sin hanging out under your pillow, making friends."

"Dean, shut up."

"I thought you were fucking girls when I was gone."

"I wasn't fucking anyone," mutters Sam.

"Your lube tells another story."

"Don't talk to my lube!"

"Maybe your lube likes me. Maybe it wants to tell me stuff ( ... )

Re: This probably in no way resembles what you were looking for, but I was inspired. Or something. gekizetsu October 13 2008, 03:45:57 UTC

::cheers:: \m/

Re: This probably in no way resembles what you were looking for, but I was inspired. Or something. poor_choices October 13 2008, 11:34:26 UTC

\o/

Re: This probably in no way resembles what you were looking for, but I was inspired. Or something. deirdre_c October 13 2008, 07:44:28 UTC

Nnnnnghgghhh. DON'T STOP NOW!! We're just getting to the good part! *flaps*

Although, this?:"So you just have lube and Demons And Morality: 1000 Years of Sin hanging out under your pillow, making friends."
Ahahahahahaaa. Perrrrrfect Dean.

You are fabulous! :D

Re: This probably in no way resembles what you were looking for, but I was inspired. Or something. poor_choices October 13 2008, 11:34:49 UTC

Sadly, I am the worst porn writer :( It fills my heart with sadness.

Re: This probably in no way resembles what you were looking for, but I was inspired. Or something. deirdre_c October 13 2008, 14:12:07 UTC

Your stellar banter more than makes up for the dearth of cock. *avows*

Re: This probably in no way resembles what you were looking for, but I was inspired. Or something. ellerigbee October 15 2008, 09:16:13 UTC

"So you just have lube and Demons And Morality: 1000 Years of Sin hanging out under your pillow, making friends."

"Dean, shut up."

"I thought you were fucking girls when I was gone."

"I wasn't fucking anyone," mutters Sam.

"Your lube tells another story."

"Don't talk to my lube!"

"Maybe your lube likes me. Maybe it wants to tell me stuff."

In local news, you've just won the internet.

Re: This probably in no way resembles what you were looking for, but I was inspired. Or something. chrysrocks October 15 2008, 10:21:55 UTC

And then...

heh, thought you might need a prompt since the rest of this seems to be missing ;P. Poor Sam...sounds like Dean's back from hell to give him hell. Good stuff!

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