It's time for a rousing game of Marry, Fuck, Kill. You name three people (celebrities, fictional characters, etc) and I have to tell you which I would chose for each one
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Marry: Barbara Walters (cause the money) Fuck: Barbra Streisand (just to see how much she truly needs to be in control) Kill: Barbara Bush (for spawning the devil)
Divorce: Chris Tucker (for Bruce Willis) Cheat on: Ian Holme (with Bruce Willis, lol) Dress as: Bruce Willis (he's sexy)
Now, I don't know if you know this, but I have this "thing" for Bruce Willis. I've always had it since I first saw him when I was young. I LOVE him. He's so fucking sexy. So this was a difficult one for me.
I picked Bruce Willis because I randomly decided to go with a 5th Element theme. He's one of my favorite actors too. And he looks good bald, which is important.
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Whoopi Goldberg, Taye Diggs, Maggie Smith
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Fuck: Marge Simpson, cause marriage doesn't need sex
Kill: Screech, just cause
Divorce: Whoopi Goldberg, no eyebrows
Cheat on: Maggie Smith, just cause
Dress as: Taye Diggs, cause that man has STYLE
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Colin Firth
Orlando Bloom
Bonus?
Blair from Facts of Life
Satine from Moulin Rouge
Elmer Fudd
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Fuck: Orlando Bloom, cause damn!
Kill: Helen Mirren, cause I ain't giving up chances with the other two.
Divorce: Blair, she's too much of a Republican for me
Cheat on: Elmer Fudd
Dress as: Satine, cause her outfits were fabulous!
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-elf-
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Awesomes.
:)
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Brad Pitt
Kevin Kline
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Fuck: Chris Cornell (even though Tami would be very upset)
Kill: Brad Pitt (after I sleep with him, lol).
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Barbara Streisand
Barbara Walters
Barbara Bush
BURNUS!
Bruce Willis
Ian Holme
Chris Tucker
-elf-
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Fuck: Barbra Streisand (just to see how much she truly needs to be in control)
Kill: Barbara Bush (for spawning the devil)
Divorce: Chris Tucker (for Bruce Willis)
Cheat on: Ian Holme (with Bruce Willis, lol)
Dress as: Bruce Willis (he's sexy)
Now, I don't know if you know this, but I have this "thing" for Bruce Willis. I've always had it since I first saw him when I was young. I LOVE him. He's so fucking sexy. So this was a difficult one for me.
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-elf-
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Live Free or Die Hard was like porn, lol.
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John Crichton
Mal Reynolds
Lee Adama
Jack O'Neill
Fox Mulder
Sam Anders
Alt: "Helo" Agathon
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FUCK: Lee Adama, cause damn
KILL: Jack O' Neill (cause I don't know who that is)
DIVORCE: John Crichton
CHEAT ON: Fox Mulder
DRESS AS: Helo
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How does no one know this?
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