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[deflower_you]

Mental note: Never underestimate little shark bastards. Since when were inline skates fucking weapons? I didn't even show up armed. (There's a clever joke about rollarBLADES somewhere in there, but I sure as fuck don't have enough nicotine in my system to think of it

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[b_button]

Are you okay, Mister?

[greenofpallet]

NEVER.

[b_button]

Blue-san is pretty though. I bet she would orgasm.

[greenofpallet]

YOU SHOULD NOT BE TALKING ABOUT THESE KINDS OF THINGS.

[b_button]

Why not?

[greenofpallet]

You're eleven years old!

[b_button]

But I'm only two years younger then you.

[greenofpallet]

You are an entire two years younger than me.

[b_button]

But I will always be two years younger.

[greenofpallet]

Yes.

[b_button]

Is that why you don't like me?

[greenofpallet]

...I don't not like you.

[b_button]

Double negatives aren't proper sentences.

[greenofpallet]

I know that.

[b_button]

So now I'm confused.

[greenofpallet]

Don't worry about it. Get back to work.