[More inarticulate growling and swearing in Italian this time and he wishes his head would explode so this would just end.]
You want me to prove I'm not all [and here he pauses so he can spit the words out as though they're the most offensive things he could ever utter] 'fluff' and 'hiss'?
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Bastard!
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[That laughter is really not helping him right now.]
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[Jarlaxle doesn't care, this is rather amusing. He's grinning from ear to ear.]
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Who. The hell. Are. You!
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No. But yours will.
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Are you threatening me, little boy?
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My, my! Such uncouth language! Tell me, little kitten, are you all fluff, no claws?
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[Pause. Rewind. Play. Yes he did just get called a kitten.]
I am not a kitten!
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Indeed not, but the analogy seems rather apt. You are all fluff and hiss, it seems. How can one be scared of such a show?
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You want me to prove I'm not all [and here he pauses so he can spit the words out as though they're the most offensive things he could ever utter] 'fluff' and 'hiss'?
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[Pause.]
Though you may not enjoy it so much.
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