12 Rockets Fired :: Storm's a Brewing

[defendnhills]

ALRIGHT, LADIES. I'm hearing a lot of you sighing about how winter is FINALLY over and things are quiet. I know a bunch of you even went on SOME kind of PLEASURE CRUISE! I'm WARNING YOU. DON'T DROP YOUR GUARD. Just because these scientists aren't mucking us over right now doesn't mean something WORSE isn't almost here!

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[worldsfastest]

Rights, because tomorrows de communy-cators will wakes up and goes hay-wires, and we's all goings to go crazies and pretent we am back homes.

Comes on, what's de worst that could happens?

Irony, do you have it?

[defendnhills]

ANYTHING, BLONDIE! Commies! Earthquakes! Rivers of BLOOD! BOMBS RAINING FOR THE SKY! LITTLE IMPS that will STEAL that ABOMINATION you use to make "MUSIC" with!

Who KNOWS what those SCIENTISTS have planned for us next?!?

Irony, I certainly do have it!

[worldsfastest]

Honestlies? They probablies has not'ings planned. We hasn't heard from dems in ages, so maybes they all killed themselves in the faces.

I built an irony detector once. Saddly, it detected everything but.

[defendnhills]

As BEAUTIFUL a picture as that is-- THAT IS PROBABLY WHAT THEY WANT US TO THINK. Don't let them FOOL you!

[maruku_soul]

Somebody's scared... hahahaha!!

[Angry Voice!]

[defendnhills]

I AM NOT AFRAID! Do you see me SCREAMING in TERROR like you?

[maruku_soul]

Awww, someone couldn't take a joke! Hahahahaha!

[defendnhills]

JOKE?! This is NO LAUGHING MATTER!

[cccpfuckyeah]

Da, is never wise to let guard down.

[Voice]

[defendnhills]

EXACTLY.

[PAUSE. What is this accent? He doesn't pay attention to all the babble that comes out of this thing... But he has heard things from America...]

..Who is this?

[Voice]

[cccpfuckyeah]

I go by many names.

Though one that stays the same is 'Russia'.

....you are one of America's, da?

[Voice]

[defendnhills]

[Of course Soldier isn't your biggest fan. Heaven knows how he deals with the team commie, Heavy, back at base...]

DAMN STRAIGHT I am, Sputnik.

[andvainglorious]

Oh, aren't you a ray of sunshine.

[defendnhills]

OH LA-DEE-DAH! Are you SAD I'm not DANCING AROUND with RAINBOWS shooting out of my ASS?! WOULD THAT make you HAPPIER when ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE?!

[andvainglorious]

Yes.

PFFFT. XD

[defendnhills]

WELL YOU ARE NOT GOING TO GET IT. DEAL.

[knowthatiknow]

From what I've heard, "pleasure cruise" probably isn't the most appropriate term.

[defendnhills]

So I've heard. I WILL SAVE MY JUDGMENT for when those hippies return.

[knowthatiknow]

I suppose that's fair enough.