2 Rockets Fired :: Home is Where the Hill Is [Video/Audio]

[defendnhills]

[The camera turns on to the see the skyline of Discedo. Those who are familiar with the city may be able to tell Soldier is standing on the roof of the Horton apartments. The camera swings around, showing what looks like to be some jury-rigged type of shelter. At first glance it appears to be nothing more than a trash pile. At second glance it

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[twotails9lives]

What's wrong with girls?

[Voice] 1/2

[defendnhills]

Nothing, if it involves ONE, being barefoot! TWO, being in a kitchen, preferably making me a rib sandwich! THREE, planting a VICTORY garden...

[Voice] 2/2

[defendnhills]

...OR FOUR, keeping troop morale up. Which I have seen done well here through copious amounts of bunny-suit use.

[Voice] 2/2

[twotails9lives]

[You've confused the poor kitty]

[Voice] Oh you mannly country, you.

[defendnhills]

NOTHING when they aren't being used to take your future troops AWOL!

[Voice] When they aren't sinking XD

[defendnhills]

They are, they just don't know it yet! EITHER WAY, right now it's just a boat. We'll need several before I will call it a proper Navy.

[nomnomguts]

Goodness, whatever is wrong with being female?

[Voice]

[defendnhills]

[slightly mumbled] The lack of rib sandwiches they are providing me...

[Clears throat] There is nothing INHERENTLY WRONG with the fairer sex. I just don't much think a war zone is the proper place for you. However, AS MUCH AS IT PAINS ME TO SAY! Some of the womenfolk around here sound tougher then some of these so called men.

[Voice]

[nomnomguts]

Oh? Well, I can't say that I object to rib sandwiches myself~ [but Riful's idea of a rib sandwich...]

But just what sort of world did you come from? Goodness, I can't remember the last time I saw a proper warrior who wasn't a woman.

[Voice]

[defendnhills]

[Deep breath, like he's puffing out his chest] My world is one of war, miss. Bloodshed, turmoil and the sweet smell of victory...!

[voice] I NOTICED NO VISUAL OF SOLDIER YET, POOR ENGIE WILL BE HEARTBROKEN

[sentry_down]

[sigh]

Soldier, what're y'all doing?

[Voice] IN ALL DUE TIME, MY FRIEND.

[defendnhills]

[Cap'n the point, cause'n trouble, you know how is.]

I'm having a tactical discussion with some of the residents. Between you and me, Engie, some of these folks don't have their helmets on straight.

[voice][by that point, Engie might be willing to overlook the BLU part]

[sentry_down]

Soldier, you don't even buckle yer helmet on. Besides, the womenfolk 'round here're a mite tougher than y'all give 'em credit for.

Doctor Ashtear's been one useful lil lady as far as another engineering mind. She's got the hang o' tech I haven't even imagined.

Re: [voice] Sniper and Medic will be the FUN ones to deal with... :/

[defendnhills]

Can she make a sandwich?

[2cool4europe]

What?! Hell no! Back off, old man! These are my citizens! I'm the only one who gets to force people into my military!

[dontcallmegol]

Sorry. No one's forcing anyone to do anything they don't want to. We get enough of that from the scientists. Especially joining a military force that will be utterly useless.

[2cool4europe]

Boy, I suggest you listen to reason. Without a properly organized and trained military, how the hell do you expect us to retaliate to all the attacks this city receives?

[dontcallmegol]

Boy? You kinda sound like gramps. We did just fine pulling together on our own when it was necessary.