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“Look! Isn't that Samantha Fox jogging topless?”

“What? Where?”

POW!


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Science needs plenty of room.


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You need to know this.


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Yesterday we smelled smoke coming out of the stairwell and evacuated the building.

Turned out to be a new couple on the 9th floor burning religious offerings in all four corners of their flat for feng shui/blessing purposes.

True story.


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Not unless you replace “eyes” with “head”, maybe.


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As explained by puppets.

Yes, children, this is what it was like to grow up during the Cold War.

Master of puppets,

This is dF

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Of course you would.

Click to view

[Via Hookers Or Cake]

Notice the bit where Willie calls Sinatra “Francis”. He’s the only man to do that and live, you know.

Space truckin’,

This is dF

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Be kind to animals.

Or else Doris Day will find you.

And you’ll wish she hadn’t.


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