look. i told you to get my sammich, and you didnt. KAPOW! kidding, dont kill me.
hey, so. once again i apologize for that last 2 part novel of a comment i left you last week...but you know how i so endlessly spoke of josh's friends? well, he made me hang with them on saturday. i got drunk, and i completely handed those bitches their fatasses on a platter. i feel so liberated. no more animousity is inside of me. the good thing is: i brought numchucks on saturday, and im glad i completely forgot they were in the truck while i was going nutso. if i hadnt, id be in jail right now for aggravated assault with the cheap remake of a deadly weapon.
i hope you have fun at the braves game! since you're not a hungry fatass like myself, you won't be tempted to purchase $8.00 hotdogs. mmm. HAVE FUN! oh, and smuggle liquor in. don't buy those $7.00 beers.
you see! talking about it with me helped you organize your thoughts and finally tell those people off! Some people just need to be told off every once in a while and while I don't know everything about your situation, if your fiance knows you don't get along with these people he shouldn't keep making you hang with them.
I'm thinking about stopping at Moe's or some place like that on the way to the game so that we can all get burritos and eat without having to pay a hundred bucks for it. When I've gone to games on my own in the past I usually buy the $5 nose-bleed section seats but these seats are actually pretty nice. They're $30 and they're right by 1st base so I'm definitely looking forward to it.
nope, you're right. he doesn't see it from my point of view, because they've all grown up together. they're such douche bags, and i've tried not to come off as a bitchy girlfriend by absolutely refusing to hang with them, but yeah. wow, i let them have it on saturday. usually, i hate yelling at people and being mean, but...OH WELL. SORRY FOLKS, DONT BE SUCH A CUNT NEXT TIME. sorry for the caps.
mmm, moe's. i'm not a vegetarian (obviously- note hotdog comment), but i like moe's burritos without any meat. i think they're the best with just meat, rice and cheese. the tofu burritos are awesome, also. ok you've got me hungry. but that's not a very hard task to accomplish.
i know! the $30 are pretty awesome. you're not in danger of julio franco's bat flying at your head (ha, did you see that?) but you're able to see more than a few ants throwing balls and running. very cool. take care on your way out, who knows how many bums will ask you guys for money! pretty girls with purses = cha ching.
Out of all the baby-sized burrito places (Willie's, Chipotle, Bajarito's) Moe's is the only one that offers tofu as a meat so you can get more than just beans.
Yup. definitely stopping by Moe's on the way there. :)
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kidding, dont kill me.
hey, so. once again i apologize for that last 2 part novel of a comment i left you last week...but you know how i so endlessly spoke of josh's friends? well, he made me hang with them on saturday. i got drunk, and i completely handed those bitches their fatasses on a platter. i feel so liberated. no more animousity is inside of me. the good thing is: i brought numchucks on saturday, and im glad i completely forgot they were in the truck while i was going nutso. if i hadnt, id be in jail right now for aggravated assault with the cheap remake of a deadly weapon.
i hope you have fun at the braves game! since you're not a hungry fatass like myself, you won't be tempted to purchase $8.00 hotdogs. mmm. HAVE FUN! oh, and smuggle liquor in. don't buy those $7.00 beers.
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I'm thinking about stopping at Moe's or some place like that on the way to the game so that we can all get burritos and eat without having to pay a hundred bucks for it. When I've gone to games on my own in the past I usually buy the $5 nose-bleed section seats but these seats are actually pretty nice. They're $30 and they're right by 1st base so I'm definitely looking forward to it.
Catch you later, chica.
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mmm, moe's. i'm not a vegetarian (obviously- note hotdog comment), but i like moe's burritos without any meat. i think they're the best with just meat, rice and cheese. the tofu burritos are awesome, also. ok you've got me hungry. but that's not a very hard task to accomplish.
i know! the $30 are pretty awesome. you're not in danger of julio franco's bat flying at your head (ha, did you see that?) but you're able to see more than a few ants throwing balls and running. very cool. take care on your way out, who knows how many bums will ask you guys for money! pretty girls with purses = cha ching.
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Yup. definitely stopping by Moe's on the way there. :)
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A: One doesn't; she clearly doesn't know how to listen.
Do people think Jess kicked your patootie?
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A: Nothin', you've already told her twice.
Domestic violence seems to be the general consensus safe joke to make (oddly enough) to make light of the situation.
It's all good though. It's getting better and in the meantime it makes me look tough. grrrrr...
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