Fuck the lottery. Buy a raffle ticket from me!

[deessedusoleil]

My softball team the Hotlanta Stingrays is having our annual Spring fundraiser selling raffle tickets.

Tickets are only $1 eachPrizes include

Comments

[advocate18]

I'll definitely buy one, or two or three.

hehe.. as for the themes I don't know yet which one I like best.. they could all be really hysterical.

[deessedusoleil]

hmmmm. maybe I could earn my purchases from you...

afterall, you'll have to make sure you're getting your money's worth, right? ;)

I could make it worth your while...

[advocate18]

:) hehe.

questions.

[a_mule_to_ride]

does one have to present at the drawing?

does the hawaiian theme included hot oiled down gay men?

and three, can i purchase via jess, seeing as i don't see you nearly as much as i would like?

Re: questions.

[deessedusoleil]

no
yes
and yes.

If you win you can rest assured that I'll personally see to it that your prize makes it safely your way. :)

These boys are really crazy. More than likely they'll not only be oiled down but they'll also be wearing speedos and slapping each other's asses with rolled up beach towels and then frolicking away. It is indescribably awesome to be on a team with them.

And Jess'll have you covered. She'll be my OU collections representative! HA! Now I just have to let her know.

[bodhipuff]

I will buy a ticket.

Your party theme should be "Ocean Cruise." (where else would you see stingrays?)

[deessedusoleil]

Like, our soundtrack should be boat horns and seagulls?
I'm diggin' it.

I saw Stingrays at the Touch-A-Ray Bay at the Ripley's Aquarium in Gatlinburg, Tennessee. They come right up to the water and everything. It's one of those things that's half cool and half sad. Cool that you get to see them and actually touch them but sad that their stingers have been removed and they're subjected to thousands of tourists everyday.

[bodhipuff]

You could have deck chairs and all dress up like the LOVE BOAT. :D And play cheesy 70s music.

[deessedusoleil]

Dude, we could play shuffle board!

Our party theme should be "Retirement".
Gardening and talking about grandkids. That sounds like a party!

;)

ohhhh

[whyyesitsrach]

i'll buy one...or more than one.

from jess?

Re: ohhhh

[deessedusoleil]

I'll see Jess today at the career fair in Emerson so I'll try to make sure she's well and "stocked" with plenty of tickets.

But I'll be in Emerson from 11:00-noonish so maybe I'll see you myself!

Have fun with everything!