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Ever had one of those days where you're just walking along, minding your own business, when suddenly, someone sticks a syringe in your neck or covers your face with a damp cloth? Or maybe the food you ate earlier starts to kick in, or those 'cold pills' you took aren't exactly clearing your sinuses, and you spend the rest of the day in some kind of feverish delirium, babbling about Woozles and stolen hunny pots, and all you can think is that whoever the bastard is who slipped the LSD in your French Roast, he's going down.
... No? Never had a day like that?
Well, you're about to.
step one: click here.
step two: refer to the below key to find out what your poison is.
step three: post something. blank comments suck. :<
step four: ????
step five: PROFIT!
When replying to others' comments, you have the option of either rolling as well, or keeping the responding character unaffected for the lulz.
1: Delirious euphoria. All of a sudden, everything is funny. Everything. Literally nothing can kill your ecstatic mood, and nothing can make you stop giggling. Got kidnapped? Funny. Being held at gunpoint? Hysterical. Your hometown got destroyed? Hi-fucking-larious.
2: Complete lack of impulse control. That bad idea you had yesterday? Suddenly, it's a really good one. In fact, everything's a good idea. Everything. Cross a busy street in a refrigerator box, take off your pants, drink an entire bottle of soy sauce, get that piece of ass you've been holding off on.
3: Vivid hallucinations. The floor is lava, visions of old comrades or enemies, flashes of traumatic events, tasting colours, smelling sounds, being hunted by Heffalumps and velociraptors... what the actual fuck is going on here? Is anything real? Anything?
4: Metaphysical melodrama. You can't stop these deep, pensive thoughts. ... Life, man. ... The universe. ... Whoa. Are the Keebler Elves really elves, or are they more like gnomes? Are Ke$ha and John Travolta really the same person? Is Soylent Green really people? Is everything people? ... Everything?
5: Player's choice. Pick one or as many as you want! Mix and match, randomize, combine, or fly it solo with your favourite.