Hi, Anna (PG)

[deelaundry]

Posted to house_wilson

Title: Hi, Anna
Authors: Dee Laundry and roga
Pairing: House/Wilson, OC/OC
Rating: PG
Words: 2017
Summary: Family adventures continue for House, Wilson, and their daughter Anna.
Notes: In Hi, Mom, I gave House and Wilson a baby girl. In Hi, Ma, roga gave the baby a kick-ass Nana. In Hi, Dads, perspi gave the baby a first name, and a great start in

Comments

[roga]

It cracks me up that you made the lesbian joke, because I'd planned a joke about how mch of a disappointment to her parents she was, being straight and all, and forgot to put it in.

You rock very much :-)

[deelaundry]

You rock! See how they all like your lines and OCs best? It's because you're awesome.

You know House is completely serious about a lesbian relationship being easier for him to take. Not because he doesn't want a straight daughter, but because he knows what snakes men are and he doesn't want any of them near his baby. And Wilson feels exactly the same way.

The boy's sleeping in the guest room tonight, for sure.

[roga]

And Anna's a nice girl - you know, sometimes - so she's going to let her parents keep believing that she's staying in her own room that night. And everyone stays happy.

[deelaundry]

"But we're engaged!" the boy splutters.

"You're not engaging in anything while you're under my roof," House replies.

"Dad!" Anna protests. "It's not like I'm a virgin."

"It's exactly like you're a virgin," House insists, "because you are one. You can have sex when I'm dead."

"No, she can't," Wilson says, walking up to them. "She can't have sex until I'm dead. Your bags are in your room down the hall," he continues, pointing to the boy.

The boy sighs, defeated, and after a last lingering look at Anna, trudges toward the guest room.

"And I'm booby trapping the door!" House shouts after him. "Open it tonight and you'll be singing soprano!"

[roga]

And in the morning, Wilson wakes up to the disturbing smell of pancakes that aren't his own.

"Mmm, those smell good," House murmurs beside him, and then notices that Wilson is, in fact, beside him. "That bastard."

The pancakes, Wilson discovers sourly, are delicious. Even House graces the table with a smile, but then, he's always been a food-whore. Anna, however, takes one bite and smacks the back of the boy's head. "I told you not to make the good ones!" she hisses. "Tender ego, remember?"

"Okay, ow," the boy says. "One, please don't emasculate me in front of your dads, and two," he turns to Wilson with a hopeful/charming sort of grin, "it's not my fault your dad holds the best ingredients possible."

Wilson doesn't let himself be fooled by that grin -- he invented that grin -- but damn it, he does buy the best ingredients possible. "Flattery will get you nowhere

[deelaundry]

Perfect. Just perfect.

♥ ♥ ♥

Any time you want to write more...

[roga]

Keep inspiring me like this, and I just might... :-)

[daisylily]

To both of you:

WRITE MORE!

XD

[perspi]

*big hearts, for BOTH of you!*

I love all of this. EEEEE!

[deelaundry]

Jump right in if you want! I am considering a scene when Anna's about four, in which she gets lost at the mall, and the security guard tells her he'll find her mother to come get her. Of course that terrifies her, because she has no idea who her mother is. Once Wilson gets her calmed down she gets plenty of hugs and ice cream to get over that trauma.

[roga]

Okay, why are you two burying the entire sequel in the comments. Thanks to those silly collapsing threads, I had to go digging for this great addendum -- like finding a gold mine.

[roga]

Oops - that was me, Poeia. I forgot that I'm not home ergo not logged in. And now I'm having trouble logging in.

[deelaundry]

Added the epilogue to the main post. Thanks!