Twenty-Five Lies James Wilson Has Told (PG)
Title: Twenty-Five Lies James Wilson Has Told
Author: Dee Laundry
Pairing: Several implied
Rating: PG, spoilers through Season Five.
1. It's OK; I didn't want any cake.
2. Danny didn't do it, Mom; it was me.
3. I don't know where the bruise came from.
4. I'm sure she didn't cheat off my test.
5. Ivy League's not that big a deal, anyway.
6. Eh? Can you say it in English? Je ne... ne... ne comprends pas, uh, du le français.
7. Friday evening's convenient for me, sure.
8. I love you.
9. We should definitely have kids.
10. I just have a headache, that's all.
11. It doesn't matter to me whether House shows up or not.
12. She didn't mean anything to me.
13. Simply being considered for the position is enough of an honor.
14. Of course I'd rather be home with you tonight, honey.
15. Monster trucks are awesome.
16. She's my cousin.
17. Well, I don't know if the dopamine's enough. She may need an inamrinone lactate.
18. I do sign my name differently sometimes.
19. Things are going much better, so weaning myself off the pills is the right decision.
20. I don't know anything about it.
21. She doesn't have a name. It's some sort of birth defect.
22. I'm glad no one mentions House to me.
23. My girlfriend died, the only person I loved for a long time.
24. The fact is, I just don't like monster trucks.
25. I'm fine. You don't need to worry about me.
Author: Dee Laundry
Pairing: Several implied
Rating: PG, spoilers through Season Five.
1. It's OK; I didn't want any cake.
2. Danny didn't do it, Mom; it was me.
3. I don't know where the bruise came from.
4. I'm sure she didn't cheat off my test.
5. Ivy League's not that big a deal, anyway.
6. Eh? Can you say it in English? Je ne... ne... ne comprends pas, uh, du le français.
7. Friday evening's convenient for me, sure.
8. I love you.
9. We should definitely have kids.
10. I just have a headache, that's all.
11. It doesn't matter to me whether House shows up or not.
12. She didn't mean anything to me.
13. Simply being considered for the position is enough of an honor.
14. Of course I'd rather be home with you tonight, honey.
15. Monster trucks are awesome.
16. She's my cousin.
17. Well, I don't know if the dopamine's enough. She may need an inamrinone lactate.
18. I do sign my name differently sometimes.
19. Things are going much better, so weaning myself off the pills is the right decision.
20. I don't know anything about it.
21. She doesn't have a name. It's some sort of birth defect.
22. I'm glad no one mentions House to me.
23. My girlfriend died, the only person I loved for a long time.
24. The fact is, I just don't like monster trucks.
25. I'm fine. You don't need to worry about me.