Seeker 2x10 ‘Perdition’ Cracky Recap

Jan 31, 2010 01:08

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lots_spoilers January 31 2010, 15:14:40 UTC
Saving my space for this one!

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deej January 31 2010, 15:18:11 UTC
VEGEMITE! Hah!

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lots_spoilers January 31 2010, 15:33:28 UTC
“HOLD ON TO YOUR FRICKEN PANTIES” SIGN ON THE BOX.
Duuuude, where's my car?
THE FANS: Bull. Kahlan can do anything!
KAHLAN: Leo has feelings for you.
CARA: Natch.
Ma the meatloaf!!!!!!!
PSA: Anything you can do, Cara can do better.
AND THEN KAHLAN GIVES IT TO CARA FROM BEHIND! (While Richard watches)
KAHLAN: Baby, I'm a woman. I can read you like The Karma Sutra.
CARA: WELL NOW YOU'RE JUST TURNING ME ON
KAHLAN: Stop kissing my ass, only Cara's allowed to do that. …And Richard,
but he's busy being held captive by some woman who keeps her ego in her CRAZY hat.
And then Cara's like OH HALE NO, YOU DID NOT JUST TRY TO NINJA-STAR MY GIRLFRIEND.

JOLENE, YOU'VE GOT BALLS. I APPLAUD YOU. deej did you look up her skirt?

RICHARD: ♪ ‘The back-bone connects to the hip-bone. Almost pee'd the pants on this one!

Okay, this episode was EPIC !!!! I could have copied and pasted everything you wrote cuz your humor WAS EPIC!!!

Hey Mike Sussman you should hire this girl as a writer on the show!!!

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valhallalilly January 31 2010, 15:20:12 UTC
SPOT spot spot
I'm entirely too happy about this recap :D

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epic angst is epic valhallalilly January 31 2010, 21:05:53 UTC
YAY Craigs Abs I do have to say that I knew the ep would be amazing when it opened with abs...mmmm...but why for the pants?!

While reading through this My mother's comment over my shoulder..."Why do you have a huge pic of an ugly man on the screen?"
Poor Bruce...

KAHLAN: *communicates all the sex she's been having with other Seekers with her eyes*
SO SAD and the gif (omg you and giffage!) I'm gonna go cry again. LIKE WTF how sad was this scene. Poor Richard she would never give up on you!

NOOOOOO (6 'o's not 5) BABY K NOooooo!! I love Kahlan with kids and little Sonia was too cute. That was so tragic.

LOVE your That's what she said line Hahah so good.

¡KEY SMAAAASH NOOOOOO! A;DFKGL;AKDFG; KAFDHJ [ADFGA'DFKG'ADLFJKH;AKDJF
And my brain has ceased to function because ◊ı˜¨¯Ø and ÒÔ˝◊Â--ı˜Â ˝ chepic ÏÇ≤ ˚¥√…¥µ≥ ∆çAMAZZZZZING˚¥∆√µ
YES Pretty much the whole ep was this ^^^^^^^^

DEFEND THE MOTHER CONFESSOR'S PURITY!

OMG It was so like this too. In fact I'm sure this is exactly what they were thinking

CONFESSOR CORRUPTING, ANTI- ( ... )

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Re: epic angst is epic deej February 1 2010, 23:18:35 UTC
Haha, everything in this comment lol. 2x11 AAAAAAAH!

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andsheloves February 1 2010, 11:56:40 UTC
I've only just realised (because I am slow, it seems) that Tab's last name is the same as the beach. COINCIDENCE?

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deej February 1 2010, 23:37:27 UTC
Ha! I love that the writers pulled the "duh, of course he likes me" with Cara as opposed to the more clichéd "*flustered* What? No he doesn't! SHUT UP." Cara/Kahlan BFF Girl Talk FTW!
So true! Wasn't expecting that fantastic response. CARAAA.

Ahahaaaa, but you know Leo's actually an Australian cheesetacular, passive aggressively nice, humble dude. He was on Neighbours and other stuff apparently?

YEAH, TAKE THAT SCIENCE. AND YOU HAVE ALREADY DISCOVERED THE SEEKER BLACK HOLE OF SEEKER SQUEE, SO!

Ps ILU.

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fidesangelus January 31 2010, 15:25:11 UTC
spot *right-click, saves as*

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fidesangelus February 1 2010, 15:51:51 UTC
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! They've found you! Pool partay time to drink the excitement under control. To-do list: Shower, pack, compose reply comment.

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We who are about to comment salute you! fidesangelus February 1 2010, 17:16:52 UTC
Starring Craig Horner's ABDOMINALS.
Any episode that starts with Craig shirtless is a win. ;D

Richard can't help but give her a once over imagining her nekkie


... )

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Re: We who are about to comment salute you! deej February 2 2010, 02:47:49 UTC
Nakie looking! HALLMARK! *snorfle* AHAHAAA MIDLANDS ACID TRIP SO WONDERFUL! ...Censored pic is still disturbing! What is going on in that guy's jocks?! AND OH GOD CARA-BUNNY IS CRYING, WHILE CRUEL WORLD, YYYYYYYY?

This is 10 type of terrific.

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deej February 2 2010, 02:48:24 UTC
Thanks! That's the plan :D

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