Seeker 2x02 ‘Baneling’ Cracky Recap

[deej]

I dedicate this Crappy Recap (I really don't love Ongoing Thoughts, how did I ever come up with that?) to ninamazing for her birthday last week, as I am terrible and didn't get her anything Kahlan-shaped :(

Apologies in advance for the disproportionate amounts of Cara.

NOT! CARA > EVERYTHING.

Comments

[leetje]

Seriously, Kahlan/Cara BDSM needs to happen/be written LIEK RITE NAO.

[deej]

OMG LULZ. Although from what I hear about their costumes, it'd be a super-extended undressing scene with like 1 hour of unlacing :P But THEN the BDSM!

[leetje]

Hmmmm very long and painful foreplay. Even better. UNF.

[shadedcolor]

Was that an attempt at a title sequence? No comment.
No no no, please comment. :P
I was sitting here like 'uh-huh, well, this is a title sequence' (okay, I did not immediately think it was a title sequence...) and was waiting for their names to appear. :P
Was kinda confusing. Nice scenes from Season 1 though...not that I complain. ;)
And great job with the recap!

[deej]

I was waiting for their names too! But they didn't come and I was a little “bzuh?” Silly, they must've forgot them :P And thank'oo!

[violettavalery]

Yayyyy for hilarious recaps.

Question, which has probably already been brought up: if the Mord'Sith reflect the person's magic back on themselves, if Cara/Kahlan got it on, would Kahlan confess herSELF? Makes y'think. Unless they have to be trying to reflect it back, in which case, doesn't matter at all.

[thirteenthchime]

So would that make for an episode where Kahlan is incredibly narcissistic and distracted by her awesome self? Because if so, I think we need Cara/Kahlan slash IF ONLY FOR THE LOLZ.

[deej]

So would that make for an episode where Kahlan is incredibly narcissistic and distracted by her awesome self?
Rofl, I would pay to see this!

[deej]

Interesting! Although instead of Kahlan confessing herself, wouldn't Cara confess her and then have Kahlan do her bidding? I only say that because as I understand it, the Mord'Sith can harness the magic used against them and use it as their own in that one instance. But still intriguing!

[thirteenthchime]

I like how we all watched the same torrent and desperately tried to get rid of that logo int the KAHLAN TOUCHIN' RICHARD scene ;)

Also, much love for reuse of sets, even if it's painfully noticeable. That fort has been in Brennidon, where Denee was held, where Richard pretended to be a D'Haran soldier and god knows what else. Way to be resourceful, Seeker crew!

And Cara, oh Cara. She is everything that was missing from this show (that I didn't realize until now).

[deej]

Oh LOOOOL yes those goddam logos! I had no idea I'd done such a suck-ass job on that either, colours must've got crushed a little when I exported for web. Sadface! *tries again*

Also, much love for reuse of sets
Recycling is what all the cool kids are doing nowadays :D They do a pretty good job of it hey. There's a set of stairs leading into most of the nicer inner chambers they do up that I swear they use over and over. Haha.

[xlivvielockex]

Here via legendofseeker. Your recap was hilarious. It had me laughing really hard a few times. Especially the whole Translation: Previously on Legend of the Seeker. You're got a serious talent for bringing the lulz.

fembuck has written some Kahlan/Cara I think (don't quote me LOL). femslash_today links all femslash written daily and I know I have seen Seeker stuff pop up there lately.

I haven't read any of these yet so I can't vouch for their quality:

http://seriousfic.livejournal.com/324385.html#cutid1 Cara/Trianna/Denna.
http://tempest819.livejournal.com/5901.html Cara/Kahlan.

WE HAVE FIC!

[deej]

Oh shucks, thanks for the lovely comment. Just excuse me one sec while I go find a larger box for my ego :P

HOLY HOLY HOLY SQUEE! LOOKIT YOU WITH THE LINKS. I can't WAIT to go check these out, srsly, THANK YOU ♥

[leetje]

OH THERE'S ACTUAL FIC?! Thank yoouu for the links! *runs*