“The Sure Thing”
A drabble of 100 words
By December21st
Fandom: Haven
Rating: G
Pairing: None
Warnings: Spoilers for Season 1
Summary: "In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes."
The February after Audrey arrives in Haven, she gets an official-looking letter from the Haven Police Department addressed to Lucy Ripley. After staring at it for ages, Audrey opens it. It's a W-2 form stating her detective's earnings the previous year.
The next day, Audrey questions Laverne, the station's paperwork queen.
"I didn't want you getting in trouble for identity theft, sweetie, so I just pulled your information from when you were consulting for the Chief. Identity theft's illegal, you know," Laverne chides Audrey gently.
"You knew me before? Why didn't you ever say anything?"
"Well, dear, you never asked."