A journey to the past. { #14 }

[deceiverxi]

A fair warning to all of you: it would be wise not to let your inquisitive fingers wander over any of the unfamiliar plants in this era, as I can assure you that they are deadly.

Those of you that have discovered this the hard way, let's hope you are devoured by some sort of ravenous beast before the plant does worse.

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[twelthstorm]

In other words, no snacking on the plants, huh.

Well, fuck.

asldfkjaskldf ahahahaha

[twelthstorm]

And you leave me all by my lonesome? Tsk, tsk, Marluxia. Do you want company in finding said idiot?

"no, srsly. what'd you do to my chicken friend?"

[deceiverxi]

I'm not sure he would... appreciate said company.

"Stabbed it. Ate it. Cooked it. ... Not necessarily in that order."

[twelthstorm]

...Really.

"Y... YOU HEARTLESS BEING! crap, wait. that's just stating the truth."

[deceiverxi]

He's a terribly sensitive kid.

"You love me. <3" and LOL LARXENE IS TRYING NOT TO BE JEALOUS RIGHT NOW.

[twelthstorm]

Who might this be?

LOL SHE'S FAILING PRETTY HARD.

[deceiverxi]

It's none of your concern.

YES. YES SHE IS.

[twelthstorm]

....

IT'S OKAY LARXENE. HE'LL TAKE YOU ON A JOURNEY.

[deceiverxi]

Ai. He's sixteen, wandered into my garden one night. Nothing to worry about.

SHE WANTS TO KNOW WHAT KIND OF JOURNEY.

[twelthstorm]

I wasn't worried at all, dearest. Merely... curious. Is he a new toy?

A MAGICAL ONE. POSSIBLY TO CANDY MOUNTAIN.

[deceiverxi]

That is... yet to be decided.

LARXENE SAYS OHOHO, YOU'RE NOT GETTING MY KIDNEYS, BITCH.

[twelthstorm]

Interesting.