Ack! I caught a meme.

[debtaber]

I caught this meme from vylar_kaftan .

If you don't find it as amusing as I did, blame her.

Here it is: If you saw me riding in the back of a police car, what would you think I was there for?

Answer in the comments, then post to your own journal if you so choose.  Hey, I'm not going to force you...unless that's the reason I'm in the car.

I'll do a real post soon,

Comments

[vylar_kaftan]

Killing Antarctic scientists.

[debtaber]

You can't prove that was me. The penguins did it. Didn't you hear them running around all night?

[csinman]

If I didn't already know you and I saw you there: I would assume it was a ride-along program of some kind, and you were a college student taking notes on the experience.

Since I know you, if I saw you there: I would assume you saw someone peel their human contacts out in a public restroom, Bowie style, and then unwrap a baby and eat it like a cereal bar. You knew someone had to take care of this problem, and even though the Bowie alien WAS really hot, babies are not Tiger Bars. So you ripped off the toilet lid and beat its face in. When you were done with it, the whole place looked like it was exploded with a grenade full of lime Jell-O.

That's not why you got arrested, though. What the hell were you doing in the men's, you perv?

[debtaber]

I had only gone into the men's to borrow a toilet lid (which is why it was so handy as a weapon--it was already halfway off when the baby-eating started). The women's just had seats, no lids. It's not sanitary. I'm fully confident that I will be exonerated shortly. Does anyone know how to get alien blood jello out of your hair?

(Kudos to you, San. I think you are the first person in 10 years who has been able to make me laugh before my first sip of morning coffee. And Kudos are better than Tiger Bars.)

Note to anghara and rdeck: "I am not a baby-saver!"

[anghara]

That's okay. We probably aren't baby savers either.

As for me, I KNOW why you're in that police car. You were finally caught - I know you did away with that third cat...

[debtaber]

Ha! So you admit that a third cat did exist!