We got filthy looks from Hazel and her nana cronies last night at Bingo. Dave-o and Krystal left me in charge of finding a table so I found one right next to Hazel's lucky table and there was no chair on it either (scooooore).

Dave coughed in their direction and produced a few award winning farts that had them gasping and us trying to blot numbers ( Read more... )

Krystal and Dave-o came around tonight and we've discussed our game plan for Monday night in regards to Hazel's lucky table at bingo. Dave-o is going to cough on them (he's positively viral right now. I made him sit near the front door so his germs had an easy way out) and Krystal is going to hide, apparently.

I was thinking, just for shits and ( Read more... )

I have found something else to amuse myself with while I'm waiting for the bath tub to fill up before one of my marathon soaks.

Every so often I'll decide on a good ole soaking with the bath oils and salts and bubble bath etc and lock myself in the bathroom for an hour with a good book and my comfort equipment.

I was cold so I sat in the bath as it ( Read more... )

My name is mud in bingo centres throughout the land....

I broke the cardinal rule known by all bingo grannies everywhere. I walked in and removed a chair from a table and sat down and waited for my friends Krystal and Dave-o.

When we all sat down, we could hear muttering from the other table. Then a nana came in and she slammed her handbag on the ( Read more... )

I made that Mass PM List.

Its working great. I'm mass pming people that mass pm'd me. So I know I won't lose Yahoo, I will fall in love and marry the man of my dreams, the underpants gnomes will leave my delicates alone, I will not receive anthrax and a lot of chat gangs know the business of other chat gangs I'm covered for EVERY contingency!!!


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My bitch today is about mass pm's.

I'm in a chat room where they have a lot of chat gangs and some people are really nice, on an individual basis, so I've added them.

Well.......

I'm getting mass pm'd to the shithouse. I know all the business of 6 different chat gangs as they mass pm everyone in their list. Why can't they stick their people in ( Read more... )

I think I had an epiphany...

Okay okay bear with me. It all comes together I swear.

A few days ago I was talking about how 3000 years from now our languages may have changed blah blah blah.

Well I went a few steps further I wanted to type it all out because its starting to do my head in.

People that have seen aliens describe them as humanoid shapes ( Read more... )

My fridge scares me.

In a fit of very unnatural energy (note to self: find out what's being slipped into my drink) I decided to clean the fridges.

I have two fridges and a big freezer. I thought it would be great to get a second fridge and a bigger freezer so we could use one fridge for drinks and the other for food.

This is not the way it worked ( Read more... )

I was wondering......

Were the Egyptians really beings from another planet? When you think of all the technology they had for an ancient race, it certainly bears thinking about. They had batteries long before there was any need for them, they were engineering geniuses when it came to building the pyramids and their ability to make the finest ( Read more... )