with a sunken lie, i lay in bed;

[debbyryry]

It's been five days after I turned sixteen and Chris isn't letting me out of the house until I finish all of my school work.
I'm sixteen, Jesus. At least let me act like one.
Thank God for summer vacation in a few. I have no idea where I would be without you.
I'm seriously excited, like, omg. I have no idea for what exactly but omg. :"DDDDDD

I need

Comments

[coledivison]

Can you please tell Chris that he is not your mother.

P.S. What was your favorite birthday present this year?

[dtsprizzle]

fyi when he says "fix your jammed window" he means "do something vaguely sexual to you".

[debbyryry]

dnw something vaguely sexual. D:

I want my window.

[dtsprizzle]

im going to find the rock you chucked in the garbage and break your window with it.

[debbyryry]

that's not very nice.
the rock would be hurt. ):

[dtsprizzle]

its a rock. it doesnt have FEELINGS besides "being cool" and "not being cool"

[debbyryry]

it could also be "really hot".

and whatever happened to being environmentally friendly?

[dtsprizzle]

what better way to green your household than to get rid of windows that hold out fresh air and hold in radiation? i'm doing you a favor!

[debbyryry]

fine. you're cleaning up the glass when it all falls apart.

[dtsprizzle]

i keep a broom in my car for this reason.

[debbyryry]

that's right. just in case you decide to help me out by throwing a rock at my window. it's there especially for me.

[dtsprizzle]

who else would it be there for?

[debbyryry]

i don't know, you tell me.

[dtsprizzle]

are you being coy with me.

[debbyryry]

i don't know what you're talking aboutt.

[dtsprizzle]

i can see right through you.