Particularly Rich and Laughworthy Quote

[debboamerik]

This from Alert DC:

FEMS reports the smoke coming from the escalator at the DuPont Circle Metro was a defected elevator.

The smoke from the escalator was not smoke but an elevator?

Even better, where did the elevator defect to? What secrets is it telling? A lot of people with a lot of confidential information take that elevator! Are the Swiss

Comments

[dindin]

Doesn't that imply it defected from somewhere, Comrade?

[debboamerik]

I guess so? Otherwise, wouldn't it be "defecting"?

[dindin]

Yes. But we are talking about elevators here. Maybe they're different.

[kartoffel]

Wow. Speechless. Wow.