That's gratitude for you. [voice]

[deathtohijikata]

Che, don't know what that old man was freaking out about. It's not like I didn't pay him for the damn hot dogs. Even the ones China wolfed down for that matter. And now he's got a great tourist attraction.

After all, it's not every hot dog vendor than can brag about having a giant crater next to their stand, let alone one on each side.

Comments

[kabukichoqueen]

His hotdogs were horrible, it feels like they create a crater in your stomach.

[deathtohijikata]

That's because you ate at least thirty of them.

[kabukichoqueen]

45.

And I'm still hungry.

[deathtohijikata]

Dammit China, where's your babysitter? I can't afford to keep feeding you without a paycheck. Go mooch off of Danna again.

voice

[limboed]

Fuck, I'd give something for one of those.

Waitwaitwait. You blew up the place for a hotdog?

Re: voice

[deathtohijikata]

Of course not.

It was collateral damage.

voice

[limboed]

Obviously, seeing as things're still standing.

[evilafterall]

The cost of violence these days is a hot dog ?

[deathtohijikata]

No. China would do it for sukonbu.

[evilafterall]

Always good to know.

[cursedsanctuary]

Giant craters?

[deathtohijikata]

[shrugs]

It couldn't be helped.

[VOICE]

[giantsdrink]

What, we have vendors here who can make craters like that? Where?

Re: [VOICE]

[deathtohijikata]

N -

Actually. Yes. Yes, we do. With big teeth. And stupid hair.

Honestly.

[dry tone, very unconvincing expression]

[VOICE]

[giantsdrink]

... You're funny. So, you're the one making craters. [AUDIBLE TEETH IN THE TONE]

Re: [VOICE]

[deathtohijikata]

Hooray. [completely deadpan]

The second one was all China's fault. Che. I give her my hot dog and she attacks me? The mustard wasn't that spicy. [evil smirk]