Reasons Why I Would Fit In On The West Coast (lately)

[deathisintheair]

-fauxhawk
-eating burritos everyday
-bartending for a living

once i get some more tattoos, im trying out for throwdown.

Comments

[loversandliarsx]

Reasons Why I Miss DP:
- i havent seen the fauxhawk yet
- i would like to eat burritos everyday with him
- he bartends

i miss you. i want to see you. may i hang out sometime?

[deathisintheair]

thank god youre still alive!

please hang out asap

my number hasnt changed. hope everythings good! bring stevens if you want, also.

[xthezombiex]

Why Dan Shouldn't go to the West coast:
1)Al Gore (the inventor of the internet) says that it will be under fourty feet of water very soon.
2)You can eat burritos everyday anywhere you are, for example, I do.
3)Fauxhawk? That just means you use more hair gel then people on the east coast, it doesn't mean you have to leave...
4)You may bartend, but you ain't no Tom Cruise, watch Cocktail and find a real job sucka!!!
5)It would be hard for you to come and visit my kitten from california...

[deathisintheair]

haha hey im not goin anywhere homeboy

here to stay. youre in portland yes?

come to the station next thurs?

[voldemortswrath]

You should get more tattoos and be on monster garage. Throwdown is for pansies.

[deathisintheair]

no shit sherlock!

obviously i want a mustache that touches my balls.