In lieu of writing a proper update...

[deathcookie]

Things Alice doesn't like:

• Kasabian.
  
• The twunt who subscribed me to the Keane mailing list.
  
• The fact that a Coldplay cover version of T.A.T.U's 'All the Things She Said' exists
  
• US governments 'September 11th Security Fee' which turns a £310 plane ticket into a £400 one.
  
• My Hall of Residence who have arbitrarily decided not to cable their residences

Comments

[eulogytobiko]

Pretend to be attracted to your roomate? Hours of fun, if you ask me. This is how I treat my Dad's girlfriend.

[deathcookie]

Haven't actually met my roommate yet, but if the standard of the women already here are anything to go by, my girlfriend won't exactly be facing competition...

Maybe I could have an imaginary roomate and pretend to be attracted to her. This would weird people out even more!

[wonderwelsh]

Oh that IS fun...