☠ XLVIII

[deathbutler]

I may- MAY be recovered from that horrendous ordeal! Horrendous!

If I scar I will kill someone! My face, my beautiful, awe-inspiring face-

What right have the deities to pass judgment on a death god!?

HMM?!

I will be billing the deities for any and all reconstructive work and beautician bills! Do you hear me?!

Comments

if only there was a way to let somebody hear the rolling of eyes

[passionforshoes]

Good luck on getting paid.

[deathbutler]

It's a crime!

[passionforshoes]

Yes, yes. How horrible it must be for you to be ugly like the rest of the little people.

[deathbutler]

Madam, please! My heart can't take such abuse!

[misterblackbird]

I daresay you ought to be more grateful for having these sorts of problems than the ones you might have if you'd died.

[deathbutler]

Dying is easy. It's beauty that's hard.

[misterblackbird]

I see.

[deathbutler]

Do you truly?

[favoritetraitor]

... a death god?

[deathbutler]

Isn't that what I said?

[favoritetraitor]

Forgive me, but... it just wasn't what I'd expect to hear from someone who would claim to be a 'god'...

[deathbutler]

And whyever not?

[dreamsofnoah]

What did they do to you?

[deathbutler]

HORRIBLE THINGS. UNSPEAKABLE IN THEIR CRUDENESS.

[dreamsofnoah]

...you mean they hit your face?

[deathbutler]

Yes.

[der_freischuetz]

Judgment? Did you have to suffer through prison the other day?

[deathbutler]

EXACTLY.

[der_freischuetz]

The law sure doesn't like you. I hope it did not explode on you.

[deathbutler]

Of course not.