Conversations with robots
[Strange girl adds me on MSN chat]
Camila: Soo are you there?
Scott Lamb: hi, who's that?
Camila: Hey hun.. How are you today? Wanna chat for a little? Im bored and wanted to meet new people...
Scott Lamb: I'm good, thank you. Though I rather suspect you are likely to be a chat bot trying to get me to visit a porn site, rather than a real human being, given how little I use this account. Could you prove you're human, please? What's at the end of your legs?
Camila: yes im real
[Ooh, clever OOC reply...]
Scott Lamb: What's two plus two? :)
[I think I broke / upset the bot. It changes name and image right there in front of me, resetting its conversational path]
Gloria connected
gloria.filippetto@gmail.com is now known as Gloria.
gloria.filippetto@gmail.com is now known as Jenny+Girlie.
Jenny+Girlie: hey there
[I become sillier]
Scott Lamb: Bob Monkhouse! Once I survived a full frontal lobotomy just by thinking hard about Justin Bieber's nipples. Have you ever tried making a milkshake out of a cat? I dance under the moon, I tell you. The moony moon moon moon moon HAT!
Jenny+Girlie: a what?
Scott Lamb: A HAT!
Jenny+Girlie: Hi there... How ru doing today? Can u chat ?!? Im bored and wanted to meet new people...
Scott Lamb: That's amazing! I've got a toroid lizard in a bag. Wanna lick it?
Jenny+Girlie: Awesome... Well, my name is Jenny Im originally from S.Florida!! Let me ask you a question?
Scott Lamb: If you ask me a question, I promise with more sincerity than anything I have ever promised before in my whole life that I will hunt you down and make you a delicious, crisp salad.
Jenny+Girlie: Wat kinda girls you like ? Are you in to HUGE TITIS or a BIG BOOTY ? :P
Scott Lamb: Well, to be honest, I usually just go for the ones who look like Hitler.
Jenny+Girlie: ohh hotornot, hey how are u?
Scott Lamb: Belgium snood fortnightly
Jenny+Girlie: lol.. I have a lot of both!! ;) would u like to see? Im not doing much now...
Scott Lamb: Owlish Laplace transform in the Kraken's thimble
Jenny+Girlie: Yay... let me set up my cam n u can watch me slap my booty!! LOL.. brb
Scott Lamb: I am the original member of Ultravox.
Jenny+Girlie: Ok! Click here [dodgy link] and we'll have a PRIVATE 1on1 chat..There's a few pix of me in there, if you like click the "join free" on top, then register and it'll take you straight to my webcam, I'll be there in a minute.. ;)
[Payload delivered. I wish these things were smarter.]
Camila: Soo are you there?
Scott Lamb: hi, who's that?
Camila: Hey hun.. How are you today? Wanna chat for a little? Im bored and wanted to meet new people...
Scott Lamb: I'm good, thank you. Though I rather suspect you are likely to be a chat bot trying to get me to visit a porn site, rather than a real human being, given how little I use this account. Could you prove you're human, please? What's at the end of your legs?
Camila: yes im real
[Ooh, clever OOC reply...]
Scott Lamb: What's two plus two? :)
[I think I broke / upset the bot. It changes name and image right there in front of me, resetting its conversational path]
Gloria connected
gloria.filippetto@gmail.com is now known as Gloria.
gloria.filippetto@gmail.com is now known as Jenny+Girlie.
Jenny+Girlie: hey there
[I become sillier]
Scott Lamb: Bob Monkhouse! Once I survived a full frontal lobotomy just by thinking hard about Justin Bieber's nipples. Have you ever tried making a milkshake out of a cat? I dance under the moon, I tell you. The moony moon moon moon moon HAT!
Jenny+Girlie: a what?
Scott Lamb: A HAT!
Jenny+Girlie: Hi there... How ru doing today? Can u chat ?!? Im bored and wanted to meet new people...
Scott Lamb: That's amazing! I've got a toroid lizard in a bag. Wanna lick it?
Jenny+Girlie: Awesome... Well, my name is Jenny Im originally from S.Florida!! Let me ask you a question?
Scott Lamb: If you ask me a question, I promise with more sincerity than anything I have ever promised before in my whole life that I will hunt you down and make you a delicious, crisp salad.
Jenny+Girlie: Wat kinda girls you like ? Are you in to HUGE TITIS or a BIG BOOTY ? :P
Scott Lamb: Well, to be honest, I usually just go for the ones who look like Hitler.
Jenny+Girlie: ohh hotornot, hey how are u?
Scott Lamb: Belgium snood fortnightly
Jenny+Girlie: lol.. I have a lot of both!! ;) would u like to see? Im not doing much now...
Scott Lamb: Owlish Laplace transform in the Kraken's thimble
Jenny+Girlie: Yay... let me set up my cam n u can watch me slap my booty!! LOL.. brb
Scott Lamb: I am the original member of Ultravox.
Jenny+Girlie: Ok! Click here [dodgy link] and we'll have a PRIVATE 1on1 chat..There's a few pix of me in there, if you like click the "join free" on top, then register and it'll take you straight to my webcam, I'll be there in a minute.. ;)
[Payload delivered. I wish these things were smarter.]