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FIRST STRIKE [VOICE POST]

Jul 29, 2008 23:46

[ heavy panting; whoever is holding the communicator has been running for a while ]

"Use this?" USE IT FOR WHAT?! [ frantic rustling can be heard, as if the owner is shaking the device around ]

[ there is silence for a moment, as the owner catches his breath ]Phew. Okay, those were some fucking nasty-ass dogs. What th' hell was wrong with 'em? ( Read more... )

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[VOICE] nottrash July 30 2008, 03:51:54 UTC

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STOP FUCKING SCREAMING!

Now that I'm deaf, it's about fucking time you showed up! I've been looking all over for you! Where's Togano?!

[VOICE REPLY] deathblows July 30 2008, 04:12:40 UTC

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

HOW YOU LIKE THAT, FUCKHEAD?!

[ a pause as Kuroki finally recognizes the voice ]

... Oh, Jyumonji! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON, HUH??

[ another pause ]

... what, he's not with you??

[VOICE] nottrash July 30 2008, 04:19:28 UTC

.....

[his facepalm is AUDIBLE]

I don't fucking know, alright?! We're in some place with some fucked up name where everything is trying to kill us.

[short pause]

No, he's not. Maybe he hasn't shown up yet.

[VOICE REPLY] deathblows July 30 2008, 04:34:51 UTC

...

[ he sighs ]

Well, what the fuck! Did that damn ship blow us up into another fucking city??

[ he pauses as well ]

... Hn. Well, whatever. We'll find him.

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detective_neuro July 30 2008, 03:55:31 UTC

Can you scream any louder?

[VOICE REPLY] deathblows July 30 2008, 04:14:49 UTC

AHHHHHHHHH!!

[VOICE REPLY] detective_neuro July 30 2008, 04:16:18 UTC

My, that was loud indeed.

I'm going to sit here and watch whilst the dogs tear you apart. No doubt that's given away your location.

[VOICE REPLY] deathblows July 30 2008, 04:17:59 UTC

Haaah? You talk like a fruitcake.

I don't need to worry about those damn dogs. That's what my fucking bat is for.

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sixthsensed July 30 2008, 03:56:39 UTC

U- uhm .. A- are you alright?

[VOICE REPLY] deathblows July 30 2008, 04:16:00 UTC

HAAAH?? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M ALL RIGHT?! I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHERE I AM!!

[VOICE REPLY] sixthsensed July 30 2008, 04:28:54 UTC

I- I'm sorry! Uhm .. T- this is Discedo. It may be a little much to take in, b- but please look at this when you find the time.

[VOICE REPLY] deathblows July 30 2008, 04:40:07 UTC

Tch!

.... [ he blinks, trying to pronounce the city's name ]

... Dee-cehh-dooo? [ he clicks his tongue ] What kind of retarded-ass name for a town is that??

[ a pause as he looks through the info ]

... Blah, blah, blah. What the hell is this shit, anyway? Sounds really fucking stupid, like some retarded sci-fi bullshit.

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[ voice ] standsonhands July 30 2008, 04:15:35 UTC

Wooooooah you're loud.

[VOICE REPLY] deathblows July 30 2008, 04:17:10 UTC

THANK YOU, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS, FOR THAT BREAKING NEWS FLASH!

[VOICE REPLY] standsonhands July 30 2008, 04:20:41 UTC

I CAN YELL TOO.

[VOICE REPLY] deathblows July 30 2008, 04:41:35 UTC

FUCKING FANTASTIC!

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[voice] notpanties July 30 2008, 04:59:31 UTC

Oh, gosh, this batch of newbies is so loud..

Did someone give you the run-through yet? Get off the streets and find a place to rest, for now. Things are kind of worse than normal right now.

[VOICE REPLY] deathblows July 30 2008, 05:09:14 UTC

Fuckin cry about it!

Yeah, yeah, yeah! Fucking long-ass entries about bullshit I don't care about! Nothing fucking useful like, you know, how to fucking get home.

I'm working on that. It's kind of hard when you've got a fucking pack of wild dogs on your ass.

[VOICE REPLY] notpanties July 30 2008, 05:14:05 UTC

They won't follow you into the residential districts, dummy! There's a map for a reason!

[VOICE REPLY] deathblows July 30 2008, 05:38:17 UTC

Well, that's fucking good to know!

And I ain't seen no fucking map!

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