The Sea is a wonderful place - FOR A BUFFET

[death_tortoise]

Hmmm.... This 'Earth' place is quite amusing. While it takes a bit to get used to the feel of processing organic matter again, I do believe I shall enjoy this planet. So many different things to eat. And so very much of the planet is covered with water... Delicious.

Seacons! Assemble for a hunt! I'm feeling peckish. Nautilator! Skalor!

Comments

[lobsterxmagnet]

Oh, and with my luck they'll have stacked everything by the door JUST so I can crash into it.

[death_tortoise]

...what a lovely idea. Maybe I should stack my recently acquired whale bones as such, just for you.

[lobsterxmagnet]

>:-( Well, then, don't blame me for something I have no part in!

[death_tortoise]

If you know they are there, and yet you still manage to trip over them, you'll find I have plenty of blame to go around.

[calamar_de_amor]

I am already busy on the hunt, Snaptrap, but your crude manner does not allow you to appreciate the taste of my quarry.

[death_tortoise]

Hnn. I'm sure you are. Whose chassis are you chasing this nanocycle, and are they really worth re-growing all eight of your priced tentacles after I eat them for your idiocy?

[calamar_de_amor]

Alas, it would not be the first time I sacrificed in the game of love. But I cannot give less for these many lonely sparks crying out for my attentions.

[death_tortoise]

...YOUR spark is going to be the one crying for attention soon enough. Crying for a body, after I have finished devouring your current one.

:: Encrypted. ::

[calamar_de_amor]

Let's think carefully about this one, Snaptrap. You have one henchman so incompetent that an actual lobster could tear him apart, and another so foul that you won't have him in your presence. I will be happy to do what you ask. After I have taken my pleasure.

Re: :: Encrypted. ::

[death_tortoise]

...Hnn. I'll give you a point on that one, Tentakil. But if this is another one of your week-long tentacle orgy-fests, I will be coming to find you. And even if I need you in working order, those many so-called 'lonely sparks' I do not. And woe be to your Casanova reputation if I must turn your berth into a butcher's block... See how many potential bedfellows you find after that.

[deepseastink]

It isn't my problem if you can't handle my special aroma. But fine. "Don't come near me, Skalor!" "You stink, Skalor!" Jeeze, what's a guy gotta do to get some respect...

[death_tortoise]

You want respect? Fine. Find away to tone down that damned stench of yours when its not being used against our enemies or our prey, and I'll give you respect. Until then, try to accept the fact that you make the rest of us want to purge our hard-earned meals out through our intake valves.

[deepseastink]

Well sorry! Didn't know it was so bad for you - wait, I did. Because you guys can't find anything else about me to focus on. *:<*

[death_tortoise]

Well, if we were capable of focusing on anything else other then your stench when you are in the vicinity, maybe we could find something about you that is worthwhile.