[As locked as he can make it; that is, not very]

[death_chopper]

How am I supposed to--

I don't understand--

Why can't I--

Why is it so cold?!

Comments

[sex4necklaces]

What's wrong, Blackout? Aren't you enjoying your new nerve endings~?

[death_chopper]

Do you organics really need this many tactors? It's excessive.

[sex4necklaces]

It seems to work out fine. You should stop referring to your own species like that, though, really.

[death_chopper]

Just because you changed me into this does not mean I am human.

[wittywitwicky]

Wait, what?

[death_chopper]

...

[wittywitwicky]

... What's that supposed to mean?

[death_chopper]

Nothing.

[swinging_cat]

[swinging_cat]

You've gotta be kidding me!!

[death_chopper]

Yes, because this is the kind of thing to joke about.

[swinging_cat]

But--how--

You're a human? This has gotta be some kind of trick! What're you up to this time?!

[death_chopper]

...Do you think I would choose this?! Not even if Lord Megatron ordered it.

[donttellhera]

Well...

At least you're not female?

[sex4necklaces]

Oh, that would have been fun. Why don't I think of these things?

[donttellhera]

Because a quick on the fly smiting never requires all the well-thought-outed-ness of long standing revenge.

[sex4necklaces]

Ah, I see~ So you have something against this particular beast, then?