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[death_by_fist]

Ha, everyone! Sai ... um, had the baby -- this is still weird to think about-- and she's really adorable! She doesn't have pink hair and she has a normal forehead, not that it would have mattered because those features are beautiful on me and would have been on her, obviously, and she's really quite an adorable baby! We need to find her a name,

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[sexy_and_skorty]

You know your forehead's not that bad.

[death_by_fist]

-- Ha, of course it isn't! It's just that any tiny detail that may look mockable to children will be mocked and, I mean, she'll have it hard enough as it is. What with having Sai as a mother.

[sexy_and_skorty]

Your pretty beats his ugly.

[death_by_fist]

Ha, um, well, of course! Um, thank you!

-- I'm sorry, I'm just really not used to be complimented by someone that isn't Lee or Naruto. ... That's even weirder to say, isn't it?

[island_bishie]

Wait...Correct me if I'm wrong here, but - did you say "paternity leave"? I swear, if I didn't know any better, I'd think you were talking about a GUY having a BABY.

...Are you?

But congratulations just the same, I suppose.

[death_by_fist]

... Ha, yes, actually. It's, I mean. Well, were you around for the MFLE library thing? I was brought on by that. I'm the father and he's the ... mother. I try not to think about it too much.

[island_bishie]

I...won't ask. Maybe it would be better left unsaid. Although, I daresay, it's rather odd.

You are, however, much prettier than most people's fathers. For what it's worth.

[death_by_fist]

Well, I can't deny that it is, really! Haa, but I know what caused it, so it's not that bad.

Ha-- um, thank you!

((ooc: ... You know, I play Sora, right? That made my inner Sora go all ">: hey stop flirting". It was funny. I thought you needed to know that. XD))

[shining_akarin]

That does sound like an... interesting experience. ^^;

I like the name Kaori. Or Yurika, that's pretty too. :)

[death_by_fist]

-- Yes, it. Really was. The fact I'm the one that opened him up was sort of. Fascinating.

Yes, those are quite pretty! Thank you for the ideas.

[absolutor]

Chinko-sa-...

Allow me to punch him.

[death_by_fist]

Ha, please make sure he isn't holding the baby if you do, Sasuke-kun. Technically, I shouldn't be allowing this since I'm his medic, but he deserves it. Badly.

[absolutor]

Oh, he's a man, Sakura-chan. A little love tap to the head won't hurt him any.

[death_by_fist]

I doubt what you're going to do can be considered a love tap. And, yes, of course he'll get over it but I'm not supposed to let people hit my patients after I went through surgery with them. Supposed.

[illguideyouhome]

I wouldn't know what you should call her. I'm not good at giving names.

[death_by_fist]

Isn't one of your pets called Noodles? ... Well, I suppose you didn't nickname a baby after -- yes. ... I guess we're all not very good at names, there!

[illguideyouhome]

...Yeah. Sasuke was suggest other country names though. Malpa sounds cute!

[death_by_fist]

Hmm, yes, it is. I think we've agreed on Miyu, though...