[What happens is, the monitor nearest to you blinks on, and the music cut tagged below begins to play, along with bright green scrolling text.]
Do you have plans for the first of May?
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[OOC: One of two lols: Lol 1: The song above earworms you until you sing it out loud (passing on the joy.) Lol 2: You feel a compulsion to buy flowers for someone--either someone you like, or someone you would never even consider buying flowers for. Note: Shader is not aware she's passing on a Lol]