Don't Go Makin Phony Calls....
Got a phone? Mobile? PINcomm? Any other comm device?
It rings. All of them do, all over the Nexus. At the same time.
Do you pick it up? Say hello or the equivalent?
If you do, you hear an incomprehensible blargling followed by HIDEOUS LAUGHTER. Click.
Roll your Eldritch Language Check. Go on. I'll wait.
If you succeeded, you know it's Eldritch.
If you rolled high enough, you know what you just heard roughly translates to "Got Prince Albert in a can? Well, chop him up finer and he'll fit in the jar! BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!"
You have just received the Prank Call of Cthulhu.
Yes, I know. Only thing worse than a bored plushy Outer God is a bored plushy Outer God with a phone.
But hang on, what's wrong with your phone?
Aw, crap.
((trying one of those questionless posts. woo.))
(( OOC post lives here. ))
It rings. All of them do, all over the Nexus. At the same time.
Do you pick it up? Say hello or the equivalent?
If you do, you hear an incomprehensible blargling followed by HIDEOUS LAUGHTER. Click.
Roll your Eldritch Language Check. Go on. I'll wait.
If you succeeded, you know it's Eldritch.
If you rolled high enough, you know what you just heard roughly translates to "Got Prince Albert in a can? Well, chop him up finer and he'll fit in the jar! BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!"
You have just received the Prank Call of Cthulhu.
Yes, I know. Only thing worse than a bored plushy Outer God is a bored plushy Outer God with a phone.
But hang on, what's wrong with your phone?
Aw, crap.
((trying one of those questionless posts. woo.))
(( OOC post lives here. ))