Back in the swing of things, baby!
It would appear that a Greed is back in the Nexus! He's been lurking for quite a while, obviously, but has finally decide to grace everyone with his illustrious presence. Everyone should truly be honored by the fact that they don't simply melt from the waves of awesomeness emitted from his manly self.
"Weeeeeellll, it looks like it's time for little check-in with this place. Business ventures have been good to me and I've decided to see how everyone is. While we're here, ya' can help me out with a few questions that've been gnawin' at me. While you're here, ya' can have a free drink."
He clicks a button on his PINpoint and warps in a small wetbar to serve drinks. If he can't make it, it isn't worth drinking.
"First up, how come two wrongs don't make a right, no matter how many times I try it?"
"Second, and this one seems to be universal...dimensional...whatever. What is it with women and their modesty? Back in the day, ya' could compliment a chick's body and she wouldn't think you were plannin' to rape her. Why are the ladies so sensitive these days? Is it so bad to say that tits look nice?"
"Anyway, on to three, super-powered chicks and their eclectic outfits. Great thing, or greatest ever thing? I hope you're studyin' these questions, there will be a small test after the course."
((x-posted!))
"Weeeeeellll, it looks like it's time for little check-in with this place. Business ventures have been good to me and I've decided to see how everyone is. While we're here, ya' can help me out with a few questions that've been gnawin' at me. While you're here, ya' can have a free drink."
He clicks a button on his PINpoint and warps in a small wetbar to serve drinks. If he can't make it, it isn't worth drinking.
"First up, how come two wrongs don't make a right, no matter how many times I try it?"
"Second, and this one seems to be universal...dimensional...whatever. What is it with women and their modesty? Back in the day, ya' could compliment a chick's body and she wouldn't think you were plannin' to rape her. Why are the ladies so sensitive these days? Is it so bad to say that tits look nice?"
"Anyway, on to three, super-powered chicks and their eclectic outfits. Great thing, or greatest ever thing? I hope you're studyin' these questions, there will be a small test after the course."
((x-posted!))