Just when you thought it was safe...

[hello_my_been]

There is a five-inch tarantula in the Nexus...wait, no. Scratch that.

Ahem.

In a world gone mad, one been will stand for truth. One been will stand for justice. One been will stand...over five stories tall.

This spring, always remember...to stay on your toes.

And ask yourself: where is been going to sit now?

._.

((beenymun is off to become

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[morphtastic]

"Holy crap! It's the third act already!? Someone get Superman or Will Smith here, STAT!"

Morph is going to do his best to stay out of the way. Holy crap!

[hello_my_been]

been is welcome to erf.

He appears to be baffled by the fact that his toes make noise now. Usually, you see, toes are silent. Now, they are boom.

[morphtastic]

As long as been is not a thangarrian death beast, it's probably all good. Still, those toes are pretty mighty. Best to remind him not to step on people.

Morph tries sign language! Er, that is - making his hand into a very very large sign. With the words 'Hello!' and 'Please do not eat me' on it.

[hello_my_been]

been is hardly a deathbeast, though all bets are off if any cricket-themed superheroes show up. Mmm, cricket-theme.

:O! It is a communication people! And...ack, eating people? That's not what people are for! DO NOT WANT! D:

The been verrrrry carefully raises a toe. Oh god, this toe. This is a mighty, mighty toe such as the Nexus has never seen. It's...it's coming for you, Morph, it's OH GOD

...just barely touching the top of your head. Man, that is also a fuzzy, fuzzy toe. TOE'D

[m_j_caboose]

"EeeeeEEEEEK! Running time!"

A couch goes flying as six and a half plus foot of kind-of-ex-supersoldier attempts to hide under it.

[hello_my_been]

:O

What is that? What hapen. Time to check it out. BB| The megabeen attempts to accomplish this by...staring at the couch. And doing nothing.

But staring. STARING, CABOOSE. STARING.

[m_j_caboose]

And the staring is causing a number of wibbly noises. "Um, please don't eat me?"

[hello_my_been]

The been stares. Eat a people? But...no...D: people are for to put the toes on, except that might not be a good idea right now.

There is a toe nearby, though, even if been can't help that it booms ominously when it touches the ground. Helo, little people. :3

Re: [text notice]

[hello_my_been]

been would type YES PLS ::D if only his toes would still fit on a keyboard. He'll have to settle for making the sad...puppy...spiderface at anyone nearby instead. Crikit? Yay? :D?

It's a good thing that he's not intelligent enough to realize he could fit a people in his mouth right about now.

[downrightfierce]

Here is a brave and bold martial arts master, veteran of over one thousand street fights, and who makes a living getting the crap kicked out of him.

Now, see said martial artist hauling the proverbial ass out of the Nexus. ryu has a morbid fear of spiders, and he doesn't play this shit, son.

[hello_my_been]

Aww, the people are leefing. Perhaps there is a sale somewhere on peoplefoods. :/ Bye, people! There is a very, very large toe wave before been apparently forgets what just happened entirely. Or did he?

...it's always hard to tell.

[blindbandit]

It has occurred to Toph that the tree she's leaning against is suspiciously furry, but hey, it's comfy.

[hello_my_been]

Aww, now been is for sit! :D Tinypeoples on the been. Because been is a good been, he won't move, because when been is a tinybeen nice people don't move him around. And been is a gud been. B|

:3

Tinypeoples.

[mynameiscs]

"Hey, Toph - who's your new friend?"

CS is from Paragon city. Fifty foot tall things that move around aren't /too/ out of place, and this one isn't actively hostile, and is with Toph, so it must be cool.

[blindbandit]

"What new friend?" Apparently, she's totally oblivious to the OMG HUGE SPIDER that she's casually leaning against.