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Hey, look, it's a Spider-Man!
... Only, it's probably not one of the usual suspects - this one has six arms and a black, leathery costume that honestly wouldn't be too out of place in an S&M bar. He also seems very nervous, kind of small and skittery even for the alternate of a small and often skittery superhero.
"Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap ... Uh, ask a question? Okay, um - crap crap crap - what's a good way to convince your boss not to toss you to demons for a thousand years of agony and torment?"
... Only, it's probably not one of the usual suspects - this one has six arms and a black, leathery costume that honestly wouldn't be too out of place in an S&M bar. He also seems very nervous, kind of small and skittery even for the alternate of a small and often skittery superhero.
"Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap ... Uh, ask a question? Okay, um - crap crap crap - what's a good way to convince your boss not to toss you to demons for a thousand years of agony and torment?"