more random silliness. just because.

[dear_carson]

So we sat around thinking up possible user names...

1) giantpenguy
2) jdruinedmylife
3) fuckjdcarson
4) i_fuckjdcarson
5) riley_fucks_jd
6) theonewhowearsthepantsoratleastfindsthemonthedancefloor
7) haha_buttsecks
8) jd_loves_the_buttsecks
9) jdmademedoit
10) gheyforjd

After much heated discussion--and the fact that the rest were all taken (with the exception

Comments

[captnmal]

Haaaaaaa.

That's amazing. =]

*eyes first icon you made*
I rather like that one. Hmmmmm.

JOHNNY DEPP IS AMAZING. *swoon*

[dear_carson]

-can't tell why exactly you're eyeing that first icon...-
-plays it coy-

Johnny Depp is a very delicious male. However, I just don't... feel it down there with him.
Is there something wrong with me?

[clayzed]

Nah. Johnny Depp isn't for everyone. I liked him on Jump Street (OMG how long ago was that) and he's cool in Pirates but he usually looks way too scruffy for me.

And tell Riley I friended him. Ha! Ha!

[dear_carson]

He was too... I don't know... He was too something on Jump Street... Didn't really feel it there either.
Love him in Pirates, but only 'cuz the Captain's drunken antics make him extremely desirable to me...

-tries to think of a JohnnyDepp film that made his clock (yes, with an 'L'!) start ticking (yes, without an 'L'!)-

Hmm... I'll have to get back to you on this one...
=)

I'll pass along the message to Riley, since he probably won't log in till the next time I insist... And thank you! It's so sweet of you! =)

[citizenerased_7]

Gay for Johnny Depp are amazing!

I so love that morrissey and brandony manipoo.

Charrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl x

[dear_carson]

Wow! I thought Riley and I were the only two people who are into both Gay For Johnny Depp AND the Killers! It's a bit of an odd mix-up...
Nice. =)
They are such a crazy bunch of guys... Every time their guitar riff starts, I feel like throwing myself to my feet and fucking shit up...

BEHOLD! THE SOUND! OF REVOLUTION!!!

Glad you like the manip. I'm a ridiculously huge B.Flow fan, and the boyfriend's a major Morrissey fan... Apparently, that can work out for the both of us... =)

[citizenerased_7]

WELL!!! I am a huge morrissey AND the killers/branon AND gay for johnny depp/johnny depp fan

SO

really, thats's all i need to say

cuz i want my johnny bleedin ;)

[dear_carson]

cuz i want my johnny bleedin

Grar. You are so. my. type.
Now jump onto the dear_carson bandwagon already. Don't make me beg (even though I'll probably like it).

[das_vroni]

You are so crazy *lol*
I´m in tears here!
And love the icons and the manip *cuddles them close*
Hope it was ok to friend your other half, if he´s as great as you, I´ll never stop laughing *g*

[dear_carson]

But NO ONE IS AS GREAT AS ME! NO ONE!
Though I do believe I'll make an exception for my b.flow, at certain prices of course...

Haha... I don't mind at all. In fact, maybe all of you could keep him entertained and distracted while I finish chapter thirteen... =D

[ellen_melon]

hey pet...sorry i havent commented in ages! my brain is all over the shop and im real busy with school. havent had a chance to read your writing properly so im going to wait till next weekend so i can enjoy them!

im loving reading about your "actual" life too! lol. crazy crazy!

xxxx

[dear_carson]

I have been wondering where my only original b.flow fan had gone... But then again, while you were missing in action, a whole bunch of b.flow wackos signed up for the insanity...

So I haven't really missed you all that much since...

Just kidding!!!
I heard about your busy schedule (guess who told me?), so I managed to cool off my abandonment-issues and panic attacks... =D

Glad you're liking the glimpse into my "actual" life... -wondering why it's in quotes...-
Was a little worried about letting myself show in the midst of all the smut I write, but... Whatever. Someone should have told me how strangely addictive it is to have social interactions with people over the INTERNET!!! I always thought it'd be filled with losers who don't have a life outside of cyberspace...
Wait...

-ponders a fleeting moment of self-reflection-

[ellen_melon]

i am your one and only original b.flow slash fan. and dont you forget it.

whilst flitting through my flist i noticed you had some new people filling in the gaps. and i felt...

jealous.

god. thats pathetic isnt it!!

i am ashamed. so ashamed.

i dont know why i put real life in quotes. the way my brain is at the moment....its all melty and stuff.

talking with people on the internets is a grand pastime. sometimes its more fun than talking with my real life friends! :D

[xxxixxxwish]

Excellent manip. Excellent. LAWLZ!!!11~

So "jd_loves_the_buttsecks" was taken? o.O;

[dear_carson]

I was kidding, actually.. We didn't try.
But feel free to snag it if you'd like. =)

Now don't bother with the random rubbish this journal suddenly became home to. Bloody read me already and tell me what you think.

-flashes the most charming smile ever-