black holes and revelations. of the non-fic-related variety.

[dear_carson]

After countless hours of lying in bed, unable to sleep due to my immense preoccupation with the conundrum that is B.Flow’s so-called-straightness... I’ve come to realize that I’m not of teh ghey.

I’ve disposed of my pink-feather-boa, everything that I own that sports a rainbow motif (I bid the fondest of goodbyes to my Care Bears, that picture

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[juktmicronics]

um...srsly?

[dear_carson]

Srsly.
Caps_thekillers won't mind a straightboy, will they?
I'll have to lurk now 'cuz there won't be any more fag/queen-jokes from me... =(

AND ROFLROFL. YOUR ICON IS FTW! LOL.
(What a fine and handsome young gentleman he is. And I mean that in a totally platonic way...)

[juktmicronics]

LOL, I mean are you serious that you just realized you're not ghey? Of course we don't mind straight boys in caps_thekillers. END CAPS DISCRIMINATION!!!!11111111!!!111ONE!!!!!ELEVEN!

[dear_carson]

Oh yeah, definitely. It just hit me like a cock up my arse bolt of lightning. I was like... If B.Flow is not of teh ghey, there is no way in hell that I could be of teh ghey, y'know what I mean?
Clarity, darling dude. I can see clearly now. The rain has so gone.

Caps_thekillers is so sleepy!!! Wake that shit up!!!
I want to try on my new straightjacket get-up while remaining an adoring fan of the B.Flow whole band and le CAPS.

[lab_jazz]

I never comment (not being a gay male and all), but I enjoy reading your posts about your life...they are very enlightening but at the same time quite funny :) I hope that you jest when you say that you have disposed of all your “gayness” stuff...or at least your have stored it somewhere and you can change your mind and retrieve it again later.

[dear_carson]

I think the only gay male around these parts is the boyfriend and adrtylilsecret, so you have no excuse!!!
-grin-

I do jest with this post... =)
The point I was trying to make was more along the lines of my dear B.Flow being as gay as gay can be.
But to be serious... This morning, I was going through all my pictures of him--as usual--and for some reason, I suddenly made myself promise that once this fic is completed, I would let it go. I guess I just... If he needs to go through life as a straight man... then so be it. I realized I just wanted him to be happy. (Of course realizing at the same time, how insanely obsessed I was to be talking to his picture on a laptop monitor. I blame it all on the wine...)

You totally need to comment on fic chapters though!
Even if it's with a "..."
Otherwise it makes me feel un-read. -pouts-

=)

[electricchicken]

[shrugs]

Makes sense to me.

[dear_carson]

-LAUGHING OUT LOUD-

It's a little hard to put a tone to internet humor sometimes.
But you hear me loud and clear. =)

[electricchicken]

That's me. In tune with the straight and NOT AT ALL gay men of America.

(So, when do you start growing the mustache?)

[dear_carson]

When puberty finally kicks in...

But then again, doesn't the 'stache make him look more gay?

Conclusion: I need the beard. That's what I need. No man would ever want me after that, so any temptation for gheyness will be immediately circumvented.

[killerflowers]

this post makes me, mister flowers himself, sad. :[

[dear_carson]

Hey Brandon... Can we cut through the introductions and move straight on to the AIM buttsecks?

I need a new perspective on life.
Preferably one from between your knees.

times like these call for out of line humour

[ellen_melon]

hooray! one more for us straight girls!

:p

Re: times like these call for out of line humour

[dear_carson]

Yes, yes. I am fair game now, everybody.

Does it make me sound ghey if I said that first dips go to the ladies who already own strap-ons?

Re: times like these call for out of line humour

[juktmicronics]

omg ded.

Re: times like these call for out of line humour

[captnmal]

Hmm..

*looks in purse*

*GRINS*

I got the right one this time. *winks*