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[windofvariance]

[15 December, 455]

[very scribbly]

Why would they take all my gingerbread men?

The shortbreads, too, they're gone!

[pause]

And my FRUITCAKE!

Comments

[hk_colt_sa_45]

You too!?

Wait...your holiday confections were taken?

[Pause]

Why'd they take the fruit cake?

[windofvariance]

Are you implying something about my fruit cake?

[hk_colt_sa_45]

Nothing. Just surprised they took food too.

[windofvariance]

Oh. Well, then.

Why my gingerbreads? They were all so cute, and didn't do anything to anyone other than look delicious...

[harpy_harvey]

They're even taking food?

Now that's just sick!

[windofvariance]

It's awful! I had so many pretty cookies and little tarts and squares all made up to give to everyone, and they're all gone! I don't even know how you could carry them all away, unless maybe it was rats that ate them, but that can't possibly be!

I've been baking for hours!

[kamiohazumu]

At least you know that the chance of you regaining your lost cooking products in good condition is approaching zero with every single hour to pass.

[windofvariance]

That's horrible!

What monster put coal in your stocking?

[saltparsley]

The fruitcake. Big loss, there.

[kamiohazumu]

Agreed.

[windofvariance]

But it was so lovely and rummy! Aging for a year, Sam! It doesn't get any better than that!

[saltparsley]

Pass.

[meleemagic]

You give food as gifts?

[windofvariance]

Of course. Does not a delicious tin of cookies and squares and cakes make a lovely present? And it cannot be complained that I didn't spend time on them, as I made them myself!