is this a cute girl, or is it just my imagination?

http://www.modelmayhem.com/pics.php?id=625360

good god i'm frickin' dying! yesterday i went on an 11,000pound local move. two trucks, five guys. it was booked for 8 1/2 hours. it went 14. it's amazing, and i guess somewhat flattering that even with my rusted bones and atrophied muscles i can still run circles around them college punks ( Read more... )

p.s.

i'm not sure i'm liking windows vista very much. i'm tired of clicking "allow" every third keystroke.
and get this....within ten minutes of being online i picked up a downloader virus.
stupid microsoft.

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in the past four weeks i have paid off $6300.00 worth of credit cards. the remaining card has a balance of $3093.24. i will get this paid within the next ten days ( Read more... )

but aside from that, mrs lincoln, did you enjoy the play? 1. Is there anyone on your top friends list you had sex with? -- several ( Read more... )

you've just been convicted of murder and sentenced to death.
you're given a choice between death by wood chipper or death by stump grinder.
which do you choose?

and by the way, you'll be going in feet first.

we farm, you eati see bob saget is banging ashley olsen. or so say the tabloids.

in other news,
chinese officials have issued a voluntary recall on mail order brides due to high levels of lead in their reproductive systems.

just once i'd like to hear a cop call a car a car, not a "vehicle"

is that too much to ask?

um is not an answer!i saw oj simpson today on an episode of 'in the heat of the night.'
lol...he got kilt :p
i'm starting to think judge judy is a rigged show. it is produced by cbs, isn't it? makes me suspicious. i know judy is a real judge but it's just that..i dunno...the people that appear before her...so MANY freakin' losers! when i was a kid ( Read more... )

it's amazing how many times i've been the 999,999th visitor to a website. goddam pop-unders!

oh...and i'm so disillusioned about the class on are you smarter than a 5th grader. they're ACTORS! grr...