And Now a Recap:

[deaf_audio]

This shall be short and mostly informative for those wondering where I have been and what I have been up to: going to bootc amp for the Army National Guard this summer, my artwork is being displayed and is for sale in the lobby of a hole-in-the-wall tattoo parlor, I have now been single for a year (mixed feelings about this, mostly confusion), I am

Comments

[chester04]

you make it sound like there's something wrong with joining the coast guard

[indahbutt]

You make it sound like there's something wrong with being single.

Also, it's probably the same reason I'm single. You went to LA School where people were interesting, and now that you're in the "Real World" you find that people are actually rather boring and not much fun at all. Therefore, your pool is drastically narrowed, leaving you with a small selection of candidates who are either taken or horribly flawed in some way (redneck conservative, fanatic Muslim, flaming homosexual [not that there's anything wrong with being gay, they just don't do well in straight relationships], etc).

Dammit! When am I going to be SOBER? Hail the Soviets!

[superstro]

You're probably single because you can't wash the smell of chicken from your skin. Months after I've left Cain's, guys still tell me "I like you a lot, but...why do you smell like chicken?"
OK, seriously, who can say you're single? Dating is easy, relationships are not. You have to find someone decent who's interested in you, gets you, and has the time and ability to form a healthy relationship. It's exhausting. I'm tired just thinking about it...

[pumpkin_twilite]

Maybe you're not putting yourself out there as much? I know that's my problem.
Wait. Army National Guard?

YOU CAN.