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[deadmanicure]

i wish that there was a thing...like the size of a watch or something, that you could just strap on your wrist, or whatever, and it would emit little pulses of something that would make you feel entertained...even if you were just, say, sitting in a cube. so then, i wouldn't feel the need to email all my friends from my work account, and surf the

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[livingdeadpan]

We men have penises. They're very similar.

[deadmanicure]

yikes.

[livingdeadpan]

And free.

[deadmanicure]

unfortunately, for many, you can't buy them for $7.99 near the checkstand at the drug store. sigh. :)

[little_king]

"you'll never be bored again! quiet and discrete"

I think I've seen that same line in vibrator ads....

[deadmanicure]

yeah. and then the ones that don't say that, you turn 'em on and it's like, how could SO much noise come outta something that TINY?!?