In which Harry has existential angst over a manipulative git, the Trio isn't up to full processing speed on a couple of fronts, and the sporker's inner Regulus brings the sarcasm to the party.
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this time, in Potter's Sprog and the Lack of Common Sense... )
My Regulus would like to know if elves have the ability to apparate out of there on command... why he didn't tell him to get them both out? It makes more sense than being drowned by zombies. Drowned by zombies has to go down as his least favourite way to die.
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Sacrificed to Dumbledore's plot machine
I couldn't help myself! But I love your poem as it is. It's perfection.
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Brilliant!
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It's here though, if you wanted to see.
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